Confirmed with Link: The Official Bryan Rust is Mid Thread

[BusinessGoose]

Have you ever been so mid, you only play half a game?

2016 Rust would have finished his shift in the coal mines

2025 Rust:

Then reading @HandshakeLine posts on HFPens:

 

[Ugene Magic]

 

[End of Line]

Josh mourns our lord and savior:

He currently has a prayer candle on his window sill for him

Fastest skaters!? What in the f*** lol

 

[HandshakeLine]

It rules being Josh Yohe because you can just reveal all your neuroses on the page and not have to pay any attention to reality.

Also yet another season where Rust manages to play fewer than 70 games I’m gonna guess.

 

[End of Line]

It rules being Josh Yohe because you can just reveal all your neuroses on the page and not have to pay any attention to reality.

Also yet another season where Rust manages to play fewer than 70 games I’m gonna guess.

I wonder what Yohe has to say about his 22/23 campaign when he only had 46p in 81 games? They only season other than 18/19 when he played 70+ games.

 

[Mr. T]

It rules being Josh Yohe because you can just reveal all your neuroses on the page and not have to pay any attention to reality.

Also yet another season where Rust manages to play fewer than 70 games I’m gonna guess.

I would love to see Yohe write an early 2000's Pitchfork type of review for Bryan Rust.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I would love to see Yohe write an early 2000's Pitchfork type of review for Bryan Rust.

Rob Mitchum and Josh Yohe share disturbing characteristics, but there is one key difference: at least Rob Mitchum stood up for himself and his dogshit opinions occasionally.

 

[Khelandros]

It rules being Josh Yohe because you can just reveal all your neuroses on the page and not have to pay any attention to reality.

Also yet another season where Rust manages to play fewer than 70 games I’m gonna guess.

 

[HandshakeLine]

He is so good at being average.

 

[Khelandros]

He is so good at being average.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Voted most likely to be in the middle of the pack.

 

[Pens1566]

Voted most likely to be in the middle of the pack.

Wouldn't he have finished that voting at the median?

 

[HandshakeLine]

Wouldn't he have finished that voting at the median?

He had help from Sid

 

[Khelandros]

 

[Ugene Magic]

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[HandshakeLine]

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You can't teach tactical genius like this.

 

[BusinessGoose]

What you fail to see, is that he's such a hard charging puckhound.. Look at his pursuit

It's not "bad positioning" it's merely leading by example and expecting his teammates to step up and cover him

 

[Khelandros]

What you fail to see, is that he's such a hard charging puckhound.. Look at his pursuit

It's not "bad positioning" it's merely leading by example and expecting his teammates to step up and cover him

Classic over-pursuit. I wonder what treat he has in store for us today.

 

[Khelandros]

20 goals again. One day he may shoot for 30. But probably not.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Nice stat line.

GP 69 G 30 A 49 P 79

It's Robert Lang's from the lockout, but that doesn't mean it's not still nice.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Nice stat line.

GP 69 G 30 A 49 P 79

It's Robert Lang's from the lockout, but that doesn't mean it's not still nice.

Dats crahzy

 

[HandshakeLine]

Long Dong Robert Lang.

 

[Khelandros]

When your crutch isn't playing, and your team is still doing okay, so you Mid yourself and go on IR.

 

[Khelandros]

When you are so Mid, the media doesn't talk about you for a week straight.

 

[BusinessGoose]

When you are so Mid, the media doesn't talk about you for a week straight.

Not playing with Sid.. Right back to invisible on the scoresheet