HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[Koivu11]

Oilers are only sitting Nurse and Ceci.

 

[rahad]

Our last tank night for the season. Do we know what kind of dark magic Chicago used to win the draft lottery?

 

[Rob Sense]

Habs have a leader. Suzuki. But a goal scorer would be useful.

and Caufield is what? a PK expert?

 

[Rozz]

ugh ... is it 10pm yet? let's get this final tank night going!!! woooo!!!

 

[Rapala]

Why the bleep would someone make a GDT thread for an Arizona Edmonton game?
Isn't this Tank thread thread enough?
First time I've ever felt the need to ignore a thread.

 

[River Meadow]

Why the bleep would someone make a GDT thread for an Arizona Edmonton game?
Isn't this Tank thread thread enough?
First time I've ever felt the need to ignore a thread.

Hab fans knowing they need to cheer for Coyotes to win in game 82 of the season after their own season is done:

 

[Rapala]

Hab fans knowing they need to cheer for Coyotes to win in game 82 of the season after their own season is done:

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LOL I won't even watch.
I watched 5 minutes of Arizona hockey against Calgary to start the 3rd period the other night.
I was treated to 2 shitty goals given up in that time and promptly turned it off.
Arizona has managed just fine without me watching for two seasons running so...

 

[Supersonic]

Arizona up 1-0

 

[Michoulicious]

We need a Utah win, or at least a Utah point

 

[Jabba11]

I prefer this thread than the GDT. That's too weird and feels like bad karma for us

 

[Riggins]

Our last tank night for the season. Do we know what kind of dark magic Chicago used to win the draft lottery?

Sexual abuse and covering it up

 

[McGees]

Never forget that a man’s finger was BIT OFF in this little arena.

 

[Rozz]

I prefer this thread than the GDT. That's too weird and feels like bad karma for us

Why? We're Simply cheering for Arizona to win there last game ever as a franchise!

any benefit we may accrue in the process is purely coincidental and secondary....

lmao

 

[Koivu11]

Bottom 5 finish. We did it boys

 

[Heffyhoof]

The struggle is over, only the wait for the lottery remains.

 

[KevSkillz4]

Yess! Great tank year!!

 

[WeThreeKings]

Lets f***ing go boys!!!!

Pleasure tanking with you for 3 years

 

[Canadiens Ghost]

I'd laugh my ass off if Utah won the lottery from 6th place after all yer bitchin'.

 

[the valiant effort]

Now it’s time for Molson to pony up again and pay off the Ernst and Young auditors

 

[rahad]

Well... we out tank Arizona 3 times now.

 

[overlords]

I'd laugh my ass off if Utah won the lottery from 6th place after all yer bitchin'.

 

[habsfan891]

I reserve my right to flip my shit if Arizona wins the lottery from 6

 

[Runner77]

 

[26Mats]

Coyotes come through again!

 

[WeThreeKings]

1 2 5 6 or 7.

We will add an excellent forward.