OT: The New dRunks Thread ‎Part 2

[Saugus]

*Unless you're at a convention in a town you'll never be at again.

And even then, give her a fake name and a fake address.

 

[selyar]

Rob's cousin had fake business cards made

 

[Scott04]

Rob's cousin had fake business cards made

Sounds like it should be worth every penny.

 

[Cowbell232]

Rob's cousin had fake business cards made

That's a terrible wedding present...

 

[selyar]

Sounds like it should be worth every penny.

That's a terrible wedding present...

hahaha they were hilarious, and yes worth every penny because he got them on vista print or zazzle or something for really cheap. he was a doctor, an architect, a privateer (it had a skull and crossbones on it),.... something else. and the name on his one was connected to the job...like Alex Stone - Architect.

 

[Cowbell232]

Max Powers.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

And even then, give her a fake name and a fake address.

Why would I be giving her either?

No last names.

Shhhhhhhh.

 

[Saugus]

Max Powers.

Got the name off a hair dryer.

 

[Jersey Man]

I had to chug for about 5 seconds vodka. Thank god it was grey goose but I hate chugging vodka. Rather throw up.

 

[Saugus]

Vodka is the easiest hard liquor to drink in large quantities, especially when it's quality stuff like Grey Goose. Just be glad you weren't funneling gin, that would have been brutal.

 

[manilaNJ]

Gin is just a liquor that should not be drank in mass quantities.



And despite knowing this, I still try.

 

[New Jersey]

A frat house opening their doors to freshmen = A ****faced PacMan...

 

[Saugus]

Gin is just a liquor that should not be drank in mass quantities.



And despite knowing this, I still try.

It tastes too much like eating a tree for me to try. I can only stand it mixed with Sprite.

 

[manilaNJ]

It tastes too much like eating a tree for me to try. I can only stand it mixed with Sprite.

Personally, I find fermented Christmas trees delicious.

After graduation, I thought I needed to grow up from vodka and rum and such.
I convinced myself that I could be classy and mature and all grown up while drinking gin martinis.

In retrospect:

But I acquired the taste for (good) gin.

 

[BrodeursCups]

Was in the city last night until around 330 AM. Didn't get back until like 515am given how infrequently the trains run that late. Was in a bar named Phebe's on Browery St. Great time...Felt like death this am, but some gatorade and water solved that.

 

[Saugus]

After graduation, I thought I needed to grow up from vodka and rum and such.

I don't see why that's necessary. Vodka and rum are still staples of my drinking habits. I've just moved on to classier brands of those spirits, and better quality beer.

 

[manilaNJ]

I was making mature decisions in life and convinced myself that the possibility of getting **** show drunk on the weekends was not the way to go. Naive idealism... my true, inner self beat up that wuss pretty quickly

 

[Saugus]

First time I've ever heard idealism and drinking mentioned in the same sentence, usually they stay far, far away from each other.

 

[AfroThunder396]

11 beers deep in 4 hours. And there's jack **** going on on campus. So I'm watching Devils highlights from this playoff run to make me feel better.

You guys are such *******. Get drunks! It's Friday night for Lou's sake.

 

[Desert Devil]

Got a good buzz going on after going to Chili's

 

[Scott04]

11 beers deep in 4 hours. And there's jack **** going on on campus. So I'm watching Devils highlights from this playoff run to make me feel better.

You guys are such *******. Get drunks! It's Friday night for Lou's sake.

I want to get drunks

 

[Baemon Severson*]

21st was two days ago and finally celebrating. Woooooo!!!!!

 

[Saugus]

You guys are such *******. Get drunks! It's Friday night for Lou's sake.

Anybody who was following your advice wouldn't have been around to post about it.

I went to a bar that is reputed to be classier than the one I usually go to. Translation: I paid more for the right to drink bad martinis around dbags with too much money.

All this to impress an ex. Oh the things we do.

 

[njdevils1982]

dear loaded me.

make a sandwich you loaded baffoon. ok i will.

 

[NjDevs4994]

was at a party, left early , part got busted