OT: The New dRunks Thread ‎Part 2

[DatBoyJPP]

Unfortunately, I've never taken my own advice until now.

You say that like something bad happened

 

[None Shall Pass]

99% of hipster chick are nothing but bone. There's nothing to hide. End of story.

Except when you're wrong but hey.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

Kinda hard to grow boobs when you are eating gluten free this and vegan that

 

[Saugus]

Kinda hard to grow boobs when you are eating gluten free this and vegan that

I think you have a very specific type of hipster in mind. They're not all like that.

 

[None Shall Pass]

Yeah also all that soy **** is fattening, and I'm pretty sure your biology is off somewhere. The actual hipsters can't afford vegan-this and gluten-whatnot. That **** is pricey. The fauxhemians are all over that though.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

I think you have a very specific type of hipster in mind. They're not all like that.

Did you have to blow my cover? I thought we were cool

 

[Saugus]

I'm just saying, I've known granola girls with great breasts.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

I'm just saying, I've known granola girls with great breasts.

So have I, but that doesn't help my argument

 

[AfroThunder396]

Getting there

 

[Basement Cat]

Yeri.

 

[njdevils1982]

do i stick it in the loop? or the hole?


i bow before the wonder of the weekend and incinerate the week.

 

[Jersey Man]

I should of been here since Thursday.

 

[Saugus]

I had a very drunken weekend at Homecoming. Very solid decisions were made throughout.

 

[AfroThunder396]

Tomorrow is my boy's 21st, so we're going out tonight. **** morning classes.

 

[Cowbell232]

Atlantic City bump. I'm mildly intoxicated. Got at least six hours to go I believe... Could get weird. Send help if not back by Monday.

 

[Saugus]

Buzzing heavy tonight. Went to my friend's nightclub with this chick I'm into, he got me in for free and also plied us with alcohol. What an outstanding friend. Went well with the chick too, she's definitely into me.

 

[Scott04]

Atlantic City bump. I'm mildly intoxicated. Got at least six hours to go I believe... Could get weird. Send help if not back by Monday.

Too lazy to send help. May consider sending more booze money if there's a guarantee of more shenanigans (and stories to go with it)

 

[Rhodes 81]

First time I get to he here is a while

 

[Just Win]

Damn ****ing Wasen (the small brother of the oktoberfest). I am not sure how i will make it true another one and a half weeks of this madness.

 

[Jersey Man]

Octoberfest this Saturday by my school in nyc. Never been to one.

 

[Saugus]

I found myself talking one on one with a space cadet of a girl. And when I say space cadet, I mean a complete space cadet. I like girls who are a little different from normal, but this girl was entirely too crazy and not intelligent enough to make up for it.

I knew she wanted me but there was no way I was going to stick around with her, so I just left. Might be the first time I've been single and passed up guaranteed sex.

This same girl came to trivia tonight, and I'm pleased to say that my drunk self judged her entirely correctly when I met her at that party. She is totally loony. Hot, and dropping hints that she wanted me, but way too crazy for me to want her.

I've never run into this before. I don't know what to do. I have no idea how to get her to stay away from me, but if this is going to become a pattern where she keeps trying to get me to sleep with her, I'm going to have to make sure I'm shut of her somehow.

 

[Bleedred]

Is she attractive at least?

 

[Saugus]

Is she attractive at least?

Very. But dumb as a rock and crazy to boot. I don't care how hot she is, I'm staying away from that.

Remember guys, never stick your **** in crazy.

 

[Bleedred]

Very. But dumb as a rock and crazy to boot. I don't care how hot she is, I'm staying away from that.

Remember guys, never stick your **** in crazy.

Nice showing of standards, and self control though.

If it were me I'd be into her if she were dumb, but crazy don't sound good.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

Very. But dumb as a rock and crazy to boot. I don't care how hot she is, I'm staying away from that.

Remember guys, never stick your **** in crazy.

*Unless you're at a convention in a town you'll never be at again.