The Menu Part 10 The John Leclair HOF Edition

[Starat327]

Will my answer dictate, one way or another, my future status within the elite circle of trustees of HFFlyers?

There is only one answer.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Are you serious?

I am. He is clumsy and disgusting.

 

[ybnvs]

Atta boy! Eggs cooked in leftover bacon grease are next level. Hell, anything cooked in leftover bacon grease is terrific. It's nature's seasoning.

I agree people should care what goes in their body. Going to extremes in either direction can cause issues. It's all about balance and moderation. Then again, some people just don't give a **** and I'm not going to fault them for that either.

Big dogs gotta eat.

I prepare bok choy and artichokes with bacon grease! "Nature's seasoning" -makes me laugh. Oh Lardy lard!
In fact, pancetta is quite often found in my fridge. I often chop and mix small amounts to add extra flavor to my veggies. Emphasis on small amount. The flavor is powerful and can be overwhelming.

I've never tried bacon grease in one of my morning green/blue/or orange smoothies. Hmm... any suggestions on a concoction?

 

[Starat327]

Nice dude, sounds delicious. That Sriracha goes on so much in my house. Breakfast, sandwiches/hoagies, pizza, stir fries, etc, etc.

Next step is to make honey Sriracha wing sauce with the weak knees and Mike's hot honey. I believe that's one of the requirements for unlocking God mode.

That sounds amazingly delicious as well. I feel like there are so many new opportunities for this.

 

[ybnvs]

No. But no matter how you answer people will shriek at you

Yes, but you could also become best friends with @Striiker choose wisely.

I have never felt more conflicted in my life.

Yes. No.

WHICH IS IT?

In one hand, I have a man in a position of power telling me one thing.
In the other hand, another pleb like myself is telling me the opposite.

I really, REALLY don't know what to do right now so I'm just going to say, meat is murder.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Will my answer dictate, one way or another, my future status within the elite circle of trustees of HFFlyers?

These nerds are being coy. The answer is "No, a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich, because I am a normal human being."

I asked Striiker for his thoughts, and this was his response:

 

[Starat327]

I have never felt more conflicted in my life.

Yes. No.

WHICH IS IT?

In one hand, I have a man in a position of power telling me one thing.
In the other hand, another pleb like myself is telling me the opposite.

I really, REALLY don't know what to do right now so I'm just going to say, meat is murder.

You made the one decision that could have been worse than saying the wrong answer.

 

[ybnvs]

These nerds are being coy. The answer is "No, a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich, because I am a normal human being."

I asked Striiker for his thoughts, and this was his response:

I think I trust you. I also deduced it as simply as my simple mind could:

If a hotdog is a sandwich then a sandwich is a hotdog.
If a sandwich is a hotdog then a hot dog is a sandwich.
But a sandwich is not a hotdog, from my understanding and experiences with "sandwiches".
Ergo, a hotdog is not a sandwich.

I guess it depends on your perception of reality?


But Striiker hasn't hit the age of enlightenment yet. Free thinking comes with time, patience, and a learned mind. There is hope for him yet, so long as his life coach doesn't SABOTAGE his power plays in life with INCOMPETENT coaching decisions.

You made the one decision that could have been worse than saying the wrong answer.

Thanks, but I didn't ask for you to summarize and publicly announce my entire life's shitty process on a f***ing hockey forum dude.

 

[Starat327]

I think I trust you. I also deduced it as simply as my simple mind could:

If a hotdog is a sandwich then a sandwich is a hotdog.
If a sandwich is a hotdog then a hot dog is a sandwich.
But a sandwich is not a hotdog, from my understanding and experiences with "sandwiches".
Ergo, a hotdog is not a sandwich.

I guess it depends on your perception of reality?


But Striiker hasn't hit the age of enlightenment yet. Free thinking comes with time, patience, and a learned mind. There is hope for him yet, so long as his life coach doesn't SABOTAGE his power plays in life with INCOMPETENT coaching decisions.



Thanks, but I didn't ask for you to summarize and publicly announce my entire life's ****ty process on a ****ing hockey forum dude.

 

[Striiker]

I don't like anyone in this thread.

 

[BigToe]

I don't like anyone in this thread.

That’s not a nice thing to say, young man.

 

[Striiker]

That’s not a nice thing to say, young man.

Stub yourself.

 

[BigToe]

Stub yourself.

Someone needs a nap.

 

[Striiker]

Someone needs a nap.

I really do.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh wait.

"The Debate".... I think I get it now.

Must be huge topic of discussion on Dollar Dog nights.

You can’t beat a sandwich for a buck

 

[Starat327]

You can’t beat a sandwich for a buck

Weird, I've never heard of a place with such a deal.

I know the ball parks do Hot dogs for a dollar, though.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Goofed on the purchasing. May have an excess.

Pineapple hot sauce with the equivalent of a ghost pepper and habanero in each bottle.

 

[Starat327]

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Goofed on the purchasing. May have an excess.

Pineapple hot sauce with the equivalent of a ghost pepper and habanero in each bottle.

Ill give you 10 bucks to just chug one.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Ill give you 10 bucks to just chug one.

I cannot be bribed by such cheapness. Couple beers, maybe.

it would be painful. Stuff is pretty damn hot. I was considering some wings with it but I’m unsure if I could stomach it. The risk to my eyes alone is terrifying.

 

[Starat327]

I cannot be bribed by such cheapness. Couple beers, maybe.

it would be painful. Stuff is pretty damn hot. I was considering some wings with it but I’m unsure if I could stomach it. The risk to my eyes alone is terrifying.

Fine. $11.

 

[Chinatown88]

Three fiddy

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Three fiddy

STAHP.

 

[Chinatown88]

STAHP.

Don't do it. This isn't Hot Ones.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Don't do it. This isn't Hot Ones.

So funny. Just got a link for the one with nick offerman. Which went basically as one would assume.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Someone needs a nap.

Stub yourself.

Ok Ladies, you both need to get a room.