The Menu Part 10 The John Leclair HOF Edition

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Spicy cinnamon flavored candy and gum is garbage.

If Godzilla had a piece of Big Red gum, he would breathe cherry blossoms instead of fire. Big Red is the only gum.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

I love how you just blatantly disregarded the chocolate vs non chcocolate criteria, and then threw in ice cream as well, for good measure. You are my hero.

Have you seen a Klondike bar it's chocolate.

Have you seen

Twix and snickers and milky way in the ice cream section? I have.

For you to say ice cream with chocolate isn't a candy bar is a indictment on the topic.

 

[Chinatown88]

Sounds like there’s an underlying personal problem and cinnamon candy/gum is taking the fall for it.

If Godzilla had a piece of Big Red gum, he would breathe cherry blossoms instead of fire. Big Red is the only gum.

It tastes awful. You two have patrician taste.

Cherry blossoms and cinnamon have no correlation at all.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It tastes awful. You two have patrician taste.

Cherry blossoms and cinnamon have no correlation at all.

Yes they do. They are both awesome. They both make you feel alive and whole. You know who hates cinnamon? Mothra.

 

[Chinatown88]

Yes they do. They are both awesome. They both make you feel alive and whole. You know who hates cinnamon? Mothra.

Cinnamon is good in baked goods and sweets. A high concentration in candy form and gum is terrible.

Don't make me wish One Piece spoilers on you Cap'n.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Cinnamon is good in baked goods and sweets. A high concentration in candy form and gum is terrible.

Don't make me wish One Piece spoilers on you Cap'n.

I know you wouldn't do that to me, so I am not worried, but please don't ever mention that again. You are the only person I know who is awesome despite having terrible taste in football and chewing gum.

 

[Chinatown88]

I know you wouldn't do that to me, so I am not worried, but please don't ever mention that again. You are the only person I know who is awesome despite having terrible taste in football and chewing gum.

I am that vindictive. I spoiled DragonBall Super for a friend cause he was a dick.

 

[BigToe]

Yes they do. They are both awesome. They both make you feel alive and whole. You know who hates cinnamon? Mothra.

:highfive:

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am that vindictive. I spoiled DragonBall Super for a friend cause he was a dick.

But I am not being a dick. I am talking about gum. Gum doesn't matter.

 

[Chinatown88]

But I am not being a dick. I am talking about gum. Gum doesn't matter.

But candy matters.

 

[BigToe]

I forgot fruit roll-ups on my list. They’re top 3.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

But candy matters.

Obviously. Did you do your lists yet?

 

[Chinatown88]

Obviously. Did you do your lists yet?

Still thinking about it. It ain't easy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I forgot fruit roll-ups on my list. They’re top 3.

Toe, what are you doing with your life?

 

[Jtown]

I forgot fruit roll-ups on my list. They’re top 3.

fruit roll ups are in a separate category along with water, shelter and oxygen.

 

[Starat327]

Have you seen a Klondike bar it's chocolate.

Have you seen

Twix and snickers and milky way in the ice cream section? I have.

For you to say ice cream with chocolate isn't a candy bar is a indictment on the topic.

I think ice cream is its own category, much like hot dogs are their own. Doesnt mean that they dont have chocolate, just that i wouldnt consider them a candy bar. Delicious all the same, no doubt, though.

 

[BigToe]

Toe, what are you doing with your life?

And we were just agreeing :SIGH: whats the problem now, Cap?

 

[Tripod]

Cherry blossoms are awesome. We have homemade ones sitting in the freezer as we speak!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And we were just agreeing :SIGH: whats the problem now, Cap?

Wait, I have to pee and feed the chickens (separately), I'll tell you later.

 

[Starat327]

Wait, I have to pee and feed the chickens (separately), I'll tell you later.

You dont have any chickens left. The Tkachuks ransacked your coop last night.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And we were just agreeing :SIGH: whats the problem now, Cap?

You know how you were saying that people ate fruit before they became fat, obese pigs like the Tkachuks? The problem isn't with fruit, which should be used to maintain health or slimness or whatever it is allegedly good for. When you list stuff that you actually WANT to eat, it should be pure junk, stuff you probably shouldn't eat. Like with candy, if you chose to eat fruit roll-ups instead of something junky and bad for you, I would worry that you had been brainwashed.

 

[BigToe]

You know how you were saying that people ate fruit before they became fat, obese pigs like the Tkachuks? The problem isn't with fruit, which should be used to maintain health or slimness or whatever it is allegedly good for. When you list stuff that you actually WANT to eat, it should be pure junk, stuff you probably shouldn't eat. Like with candy, if you chose to eat fruit roll-ups instead of something junky and bad for you, I would worry that you had been brainwashed.

Fruit roll ups are junky and bad for you though, Cap.

 

[Chinatown88]

7 grams of sugar a serving. 7!!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fruit roll ups are junky and bad for you though, Cap.

I know, but they aren't really "candy," and even if they were, they are gross.

 

[Chinatown88]

I know, but they aren't really "candy," and even if they were, they are gross.

Now you have me siding with the spicy cinnamon candy lover Toe. NotLikeThis