The Menu Part 10 The John Leclair HOF Edition

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In Thailand (and the rest of Asia) it is easier to find green tea flavored Kit Kats than regular Kit Kats. They taste like a Kit Kat that you have slobbered on and then dropped on a freshly-mowed lawn.

 

[Starat327]

White chocolate is worse than the flyers tonight

Delete your account.

 

[BigToe]

Delete your account.

You like vanilla tootsie rolls. You need to delete your account too.

 

[Starat327]

You like vanilla tootsie rolls. You need to delete your account too.

You're a f***ing toe. 'nuff said.

 

[BigToe]

You're a ****ing toe. 'nuff said.

A Toe with good taste.

 

[Cody Webster]

Strawberry starbursts
Watermelon jolly ranchers
Gummy bears
Original Skittles
Those pear flavored Chinese candies

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Snickers
KitKat
Almond Joys
Reese cups
Peanut M&Ms

 

[Starat327]

A Toe with good taste.

One who probably thinks toe jam is equivalent to normal jam.

 

[Starat327]

Strawberry starbursts
Watermelon jolly ranchers
Gummy bears
Original Skittles
Those pear flavored Chinese candies

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Snickers
KitKat
Almond Joys
Reese cups
Peanut M&Ms

Almond joys turned me off here, but the rest of the lists are valid enough, that ill let it slide.

 

[Cody Webster]

Almond joys turned me off here, but the rest of the lists are valid enough, that ill let it slide.

I love the hate of almond joys round here. I feed off it

 

[Lord Defect]

I love the hate of almond joys round here. I feed off it

My fat ass probably ate a half dozen mini almond joys tonight. One of my favorites.

 

[Starat327]

I love the hate of almond joys round here. I feed off it

By definition, you are the fertilizer of HfFlyers, feeding off everyone else's shit. Congrats.

 

[BigToe]

One who probably thinks toe jam is equivalent to normal jam.

I just want you to know that I’ve always pronounced your name as Statarat in my head.

 

[Starat327]

I just want you to know that I’ve always pronounced your name as Statarat in my head.

That doesnt exactly change your terribly poor choice of foods.

that being said, Ive used the name 'Starat' or some iteration, since my original gaming days, going back to Diablo, or even before then, in a game i have no interest in linking myself to.

The proper annunciation, as it was intended howeer, is "stuh-rat, not "star/at", for what its worth.

 

[BigToe]

That doesnt exactly change your terribly poor choice of foods.

that being said, Ive used the name 'Starat' or some iteration, since my original gaming days, going back to Diablo, or even before then, in a game i have no interest in linking myself to.

The proper annunciation, as it was intended howeer, is "stuh-rat, not "star/at", for what its worth.

The fact that you’ve accepted it shows my dominance over you.

 

[Starat327]

The fact that you’ve accepted it shows my dominance over you.

Dude, you're legitimately something I put a sock and shoe onevery morning, and tell to STFU. Your only dominance is over the other 4 small phalanges on my foot.

When I break you, they dont even bother to put a cast on you. Thats how insignificant you are.

 

[BigToe]

Dude, you're legitimately something I put a sock and shoe onevery morning, and tell to ****. Your only dominance is over the other 4 small phalanges on my foot.

When I break you, they dont even bother to put a cast on you. Thats how insignificant you are.

I can smell your angry vanilla tootsie breath from here.

 

[Starat327]

I can smell your angry vanilla tootsie breath from here.

*toeland

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

I had no idea Arby's had a buffalo chicken.

Pretty good.

 

[Chinatown88]

Spicy cinnamon flavored candy and gum is garbage.

 

[BigToe]

Spicy cinnamon flavored candy and gum is garbage.

Wrong.

 

[YEM]

I will not attempt a top 5 candies, to tough for me. I'm a Haribo MAN.

I will give you a bottom 5, worst [common] Halloween candy to receive:
1. Candy Corn
2. Snickers
3. Raisinettes
4. Milk Duds
5. Milky Way

 

[Chinatown88]

Wrong.

Actually they're worse than garbage. They should be put on a pedestal and recognized for greatness. Then they should be thrown off their holy platform and thrown into the trash can. The trash can should then be stomped repeatedly by one of Captain's elephant friends from Thailand. After being thoroughly squashed, the real Bernie Parent shall recucitate the terrible confections with his charm. After their revival, they should be put on a boat and sent out into the middle of the Pacific. Godzilla rises out of the ocean and takes the candy to his home deep under the sea where the ancient civilization once worshipped him. Surrounded by radioactive air, the trash can is further nuked into Oblivion by Godzilla's atomic breath.

Thus concludes my rant on the atrocities that are spicy cinnamon candy and gum.

 

[BigToe]

Actually they're worse than garbage. They should be put on a pedestal and recognized for greatness. Then they should be thrown off their holy platform and thrown into the trash can. The trash can should then be stomped repeatedly by one of Captain's elephant friends from Thailand. After being thoroughly squashed, the real Bernie Parent shall recucitate the terrible confections with his charm. After their revival, they should be put on a boat and sent out into the middle of the Pacific. Godzilla rises out of the ocean and takes the candy to his home deep under the sea where the ancient civilization once worshipped him. Surrounded by radioactive air, the trash can is further nuked into Oblivion by Godzilla's atomic breath.

Thus concludes my rant on the atrocities that are spicy cinnamon candy and gum.

Sounds like there’s an underlying personal problem and cinnamon candy/gum is taking the fall for it.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

White chocolate is worse than the flyers tonight

1. Hershey's Cookies & Cream
2. Reeses PB Cups
3. Snickers
4. Payday
5. Butterfinger

Hard to leave Twix off there. Three Musketeers are glorious, too.

YO, i legit thought id be the only one with cookies and cream on this list. Marry me?

1) Whatchamacallit - **** off otherwise
2) Hersheys cookies n cream - white chocolate is king
3) 5th avenue - butterfinger is a cheap rip off
4) Baby Ruth - Partially because its phenomenal, partially because of the goonies reference.
5) Snickers OR PB Snickers Squares - self explanatory

Scooby snacks if they count
Gushers
Red starburst
Sour patch kids/sour straws
Skittles
Ring pops/Lolly pops
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Snickers
Kit Kat
Nestle crunch
Hershey’s kisses
Twix

White chocolate is worse than the flyers tonight

White chocolate rules, anyone who says otherwise will be seeing me face to face.

5th Avenue? I' never had it and been down the candy isle million x.

My List,

1 Snickers / Twix
2 Baby Ruth / Hershey's all of them
3 Hershey's all of them
4 Skittles
5 Klondike bars all of them.

 

[Starat327]

White chocolate rules, anyone who says otherwise will be seeing me face to face.

5th Avenue? I' never had it and been down the candy isle million x.

My List,

1 Snickers / Twix
2 Baby Ruth / Hershey's all of them
3 Hershey's all of them
4 Skittles
5 Klondike bars all of them.

I love how you just blatantly disregarded the chocolate vs non chcocolate criteria, and then threw in ice cream as well, for good measure. You are my hero.