A week after the holiday of Halloween, my lazy butt finally got around to watching Halloween Kills. Sorry, this ended up being way too long, but I had a lot to say...
Halloween Kills (2021) - 6/10
Michael Myers continues his killing spree on Halloween Night 2018.
James Jude Courtney stars as The Shape, who after battling the Strode family in the previous film continues his rampage through Haddonfield. With Laurie (Jamie Lee Curtis) hospitalized, Halloween 1978 survivor Tommy Doyle (Anthony Michael Hall) forms a mob with other citizens to hunt Michael down. Meanwhile, a couple living in the Myers house (Scott MacArthur and Michael McDonald) keep getting pranked by trick-or-treaters, but notice their back door is open...
Halloween Kills was once again written and directed by David Gordon Green, with Danny McBride and newcomer Scott Teems cowriting. Despite having the same creative team at the helm as well received Halloween (2018), Halloween Kills received mixed reviews upon release. Personally, it was a film that left a bad taste in my mouth, disappointing me greatly the first time I viewed it.
The film's issues start with the plot, which I see as a hybrid of the plots of Halloween II (1981) and Halloween 4 (1988). Unlike those films however, Halloween Kills has
way too much going on. Halloween Kills almost reminds me of the 1996 Simpson's episode "22 Short Films About Springfield", with Michael Myers tying together all the various scenes in Haddonfield. Between the characters at Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, the multiple mob groups, the couple living in Michael's old home, and some 1978 flashbacks, the film feels like it can't decide where it wants to focus or who it wants to focus on.
Series star Jamie Lee Curtis only has a supporting role (at best!), with Karen (Judy Greer) and Allyson (Andi Matichak) also sidelined for large portions of this movie. Adding insult to injury is a time consuming subplot about a mental patient caught in the mob's crossfire, giving the film some social commentary. Halloween Kills also makes a big deal about Michael's bedroom window - to the point the window is almost a character itself - but it doesn't really go anywhere or provide any new insight into the character.
Like Halloween (2018), this movie also provides some serious fan service, bringing back several legacy characters. In addition to Tommy, the film also sees the return of Leigh Brackett (Charles Cyphers), Marion Chambers (Nancy Stephens), and Lindsey Wallace (Kyle Richards), all of whom are played by their original actors (unlike Tommy). It was definitely nice to see these characters return, but it was frustrating that some of them fell victim to the idiot plot. Speaking of which, this movie overall has many stupid characters making stupid decisions, such as: a character forgetting to reload their gun (after firing wildly), one character leaving his armed group to search for Michael alone in a dark house, another character accidentally shooting themself, and a case of mistaken identity in the worst way possible.
There is also some flat out brutal dialogue in this movie, including the cheesy "Evil Dies Tonight!" slogan. My least favorite of these moments is during the 1978 flashback, when Dr. Loomis yells to a young Officer Hawkins "Officer Hawkins! Did he kill again? Did Michael kill again?". First of all, how did he even know Hawkins name with dozens of police around? Second of all, why does Loomis care? He has no reason to be asking this bizarre question over and over.
However, despite several weaknesses, Halloween Kills does have its fair share of strengths.
The first of which is Michael Myers. James Jude Courtney hits it out of the park with his performance of the character, giving us an extremely violent version of The Shape. Michael's mask in this movie, which features fire damage, is very popular in the Halloween community and one of my favorites. However, I think Jude Courtney's best scene is a sequence in which Michael is unmasked and stalking his prey, which manages to be creepy even though we can clearly see his head. There's even a moment in which a mask-less Michael seems to whisper the words "give it back";
you can be the judge. Just a great performance all around, and possibly the rendition of The Shape in the Halloween series. James Jude Courtney's the real star of this movie.
The film definitely lives up to its "Kills" name, ramping up the gore big time. The Halloween series isn't necessarily known for its violence, but here it borders on excessive in some scenes, especially if you watch the readily available Extended Cut of this film (more on that later). Being that I'm a soulless ghoul, it didn't bother me personally. But for the squeamish, proceed with caution.
The score - once again composed by John Carpenter, Cody Carpenter, and Daniel Davies - is excellent, with the best tracks being "Halloween Kills (Main Title)", "Rampage", and "It Needs to Die". I also thought the opening credits were great, showing 12 pumpkins representing the 12 Halloween films up to this point in the series, which includes some nice touches like the pumpkin representing Halloween II (1981) crying tears of blood.
Finally, I need to mention I watched the Extended Cut of Halloween Kills for this review. To my knowledge, this is the most commonly sold version of this film, and was the only version available to purchase on iTunes. It definitely helped my impression overall of this movie. There were a few scenes I could pick out that weren't in the Theatrical Version, along with a slightly different ending. Overall, the Extended version seemed to be paced better and had better flow, whereas my impression of the Theatrical Cut was it felt like a bunch of scenes stapled together. Your mileage may vary.
Overall, Halloween Kills is a mixed bag of a Halloween film. It's completely style over substance, with a misguided plot that is offset by some cool sequences and great music. After being disappointed with it during its release, time has softened the edges of Halloween Kills for me, allowing it to eke out a 6.