GDT: The 2016//2017 Annual #HCanes playoff #Badnwagon thread

[Carolinas Identity*]

main board thread is up if you did not see it

you guys know what to do

 

[Lempo]

So yeah after giving it much thought, I agree to be up for grabs, that is if you guys think I have enough f=26 cred to be up for grabs in this thing. Put me on reserve list or something in case there are enough worthier hfcanes signing up to pull a 2-rounder.

My western team the Jerts is definitely positively going to make it to the POs though*, but according to the wisdom of Ronnie Dio,

sleep with the Canes and then you must pay
sleep with the Canes and the Canes will draft your ass away
oh canes of #badnwagon

So this is how it must be.


* Someone might find this an endearing quality.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

main board thread is up if you did not see it

you guys know what to do

2 early!!!!

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

So yeah after giving it much thought, I agree to be up for grabs, that is if you guys think I have enough f=26 cred to be up for grabs in this thing. Put me on reserve list or something in case there are enough worthier hfcanes signing up to pull a 2-rounder.

My western team the Jerts is definitely positively going to make it to the POs though*, but according to the wisdom of Ronnie Dio,

sleep with the Canes and then you must pay
sleep with the Canes and the Canes will draft your ass away
oh canes of #badnwagon

So this is how it must be.


* Someone might find this an endearing quality.

You're in

 

[PredsV82]

CI, I thought we had pulled you into Preds orbit on a semipermanent basis?

We'd be happy to protect you in the draft so you don't have to hang out with a new team this year(well, at least not until we crap out in round 1)

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Better send the right people to the draft. I seen to be a hot commodity lol

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

So, depending on how you feel about Edmonton, I count either 11 or 12 locks for the Playoffs, with most teams having 12-13 games left. Shall I do up the draft order, so we'll have ample time to make sure it's done before the Playoffs start, or give it a bit more time?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

go for it dude

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Well, I guess a blessing from Supreme Leader Hank is all the motivation that I need. I shall get to work at once.

 

[Lempo]

Well, I guess a blessing from Supreme Leader Hank is all the motivation that I need. I shall get to work at once.

I imagine you saying that in WarCraft II Knight voice.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I imagine you saying that in WarCraft II Knight voice.

nope

when i talk i sound like a brood war archon

were my voice an acid

its ph would be around -31.3

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Well, I guess a blessing from Supreme Leader Hank is all the motivation that I need.

If by "blessing" you mean "indifference" then yes, you have my blessing.

I shall get to work at once.

go for it dude

 

[Lempo]

nope

when i talk i sound like a brood war archon

were my voice an acid

its ph would be around -31.3

"pH of seven, eh? What is your schedule for your water treatment process to be able to put it down to zero?"

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

"pH of seven, eh? What is your schedule for your water treatment process to be able to put it down to zero?"

My blood is actually Fluoroantimonic Acid

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Draft order is done:

1 - Pittsburgh -
2 - Minnesota -
3 - Calgary -
4 - Chicago -
5 - Columbus -
6 - Edmonton -
7 - Central #3 -
8 - San Jose -
9 - Anaheim -
10 - East WC #2 -
11 - Washington -
12 - New York Rangers -
13 - West WC #2 -
14 - Montréal -
15 - Ottawa -
16 - Boston -

 

[the halleJOKEL]

sorry rangos

 

[Anglesmith]

If there are any pyrophobes among this draft class, please declare so now. The last thing we'd want would be an Eric Lindros-type scenario.

For real, though, how could anyone hate the Flames? Following Anton Babchuk's career path should be an honour for any true Canes fan, I would think.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i hate the flames




i dont really i just want to be controversial

 

[Lempo]

I'm an ex member of fire brigade youth member... squad, but an avid fan of MacGyver.

Our squad wasn't particularly good one though; we considered watching "Backdraft" a lesson.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I'm an ex member of fire brigade youth member... squad, but an avid fan of MacGyver.

Our squad wasn't particularly good one though; we considered watching "Backdraft" a lesson.

i once used a drinking straw, a rubber band, and a paper clip to save someone's dog

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Surprise, surprise... The Pens take the only available Global Mod, and by extension, 2/3 of our Globals, because Garnett does not like to have fun

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Surprise, surprise... The Pens take the only available Global Mod, and by extension, 2/3 of our Globals, because Garnett does not like to have fun

There's only one "t" in Garnet

And it's not a matter of having fun - I have a very specific clause in my fan contract where my rights automatically go to the Pens in the (likely) event they make the playoffs and the Canes don't. If there's a year where neither makes it, I'll gladly enter the draft.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

There's only one "t" in Garnet

And it's not a matter of having fun - I have a very specific clause in my fan contract where my rights automatically go to the Pens in the (likely) event they make the playoffs and the Canes don't. If there's a year where neither makes it, I'll gladly enter the draft.

This has not happened since 2004. We are responsible for exactly one of those years.

 

[snipes]

CI is on the no draft list for us, we've pulled him from our board. He's a Flames 2nd team kind of guy.

We want a scouting report on Surrounded by Ahos, any information would be much obliged.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

CI is on the no draft list for us, we've pulled him from our board. He's a Flames 2nd team kind of guy.

We want a scouting report on Surrounded by Ahos, any information would be much obliged.

He's one of the bigger Ahos on our board.