Tesla pickup....ugly as hell?

johnjm22

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Aug 2, 2005
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There's going to be more and more customizations of these things.

Lots of different colors since they're probably pretty easy to wrap.
 

End of Line

Sic Semper Tyrannis
Mar 20, 2009
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Seen them all over town and they are truly god awful to look at. Don’t they also weight 5-6 tons because of the batteries?

I just want the Cult of Elon to go away :laugh:
 

Turin

Erik Karlsson is good
Feb 27, 2018
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They are so dumb they're good.


With todays cars literally any personality at all goes a long way.
 

Nogatco Rd

Pierre-Luc Dubas
Apr 3, 2021
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A car doesn't have to be good to be awesome.

The DeLorean was the Yor: Hunter From the Future of automobiles: no matter how shitty it is from a technical standpoint, you still have a guy killing a pteranodon/bat/flyingwhatever with a bow + arrow and then using its somehow-immediately-rigor-mortis'ed carcass to 1) hang glide into a cavern filled with cavemen that stole his woman; and 2) deliver a flying dropkick to the villain in mid-flight.
Wow, sounds like lots of twists and turns in that one:

While Yor rests, a band of cavemen with bluish skin attack the village. Only Yor and Pag escape. Yor immediately swears to get Kalaa back. Yor and Pag track the blue cavemen to their lair, where Yor shoots a giant bat with his bow and arrow. He uses the dead bat like a hang glider to storm the lair and starts flooding sections of the cave, the diversion helping his escape out the back with Kalaa. The flood kills everyone inside the cave, including the other kidnapped villagers (who had been locked in cages) as well as the blue cavemen.

Kalaa and Pag decide to follow Yor in his adventure to find his origins. Along the way, they find a mysterious society of sand mummies led by a blonde woman named Roa with an amulet similar to Yor's own. Yor proceeds to kill everyone except Roa, deciding that she will be important for their journey. Kalaa tries to kill Roa at one point, but they are both suddenly attacked by more blue cavemen. Yor and Pag come to the rescue, but a caveman strikes Roa down from behind, and she dies in Yor's arms.

Yor, Pag, and Kalaa make friends with another tribe after saving some children from a dimetrodon, but this tribe is killed by (unseen) flying saucers shooting lasers. Yor and company use a boat to make their way to an island surrounded by storms. There Yor discovers, to his initial disbelief, that his parents were from a small band of nuclear holocaust survivors, thereby revealing that Yor's world is actually post-apocalyptic Earth after a nuclear holocaust.
 

Neil Racki

Registered User
May 2, 2018
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They are unpleasing to look at

But I like seeing people doing their thing, having fun .. got disposable income? go get one for shits and giggles.

Im currently looking for an old ambulance myself
 

GKJ

Global Moderator
Feb 27, 2002
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There is at least one cybertruck in my area, at least I think it’s one, and it’s just so jarring to see, even moreso because it’s so ugly. Who would ever want to be seen getting in and out of that?
 

Chet Manley

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Apr 15, 2007
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Someone should get onto making a total reskin/makeover kit and get it to market within 3 years. The rich might pony up a stupid amount of money to unstupid this truck. Idea is free use as I'm very lazy.
 

Unholy Diver

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Oct 13, 2002
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I passed one the other day when turning thru an intersection, as if that wasn't jarring enough to see one of them in the wild, three or four cars behind it was a Volkswagen Rabbit, it really got me to thinking if we really do just live in a simulation to see those two within a few cars of each other. I feel like I haven't seen a Rabbit in 15-20 years
 

TheAngryHank

Expert
May 28, 2008
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I passed one the other day when turning thru an intersection, as if that wasn't jarring enough to see one of them in the wild, three or four cars behind it was a Volkswagen Rabbit, it really got me to thinking if we really do just live in a simulation to see those two within a few cars of each other. I feel like I haven't seen a Rabbit in 15-20 years
They are rare,like seeing a vega..I had a rabbit pickup diesel, 55-60 mph took about a minute ,I mean just the extra 5 mph and would never do it with the AC on. It was pathetic.
 

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