Terrible new`s about my buddy Lindon Goshburger

[Jiminy Cricket]

Lindon Goshburger has been Discharged from the hospital. They gave him a foot transplant and he is good to go. It just goe`s to show how long life is. They alway`s say how short life is. They are wrong. I have been alive FOREVER & i am still alive. I will still be here for year`s to come. It never end`s! But on behalve of the Goshburger fambly we thank u all for your prayer`s, it was already Gosh`s plan to let Lindon Goshburger survive but those prayer`s really made all the difference. I am going to tear up those new feet when he get`s home, they still have that new foot smell.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go play in traffic, loser

 

[Dr Pepper]

Never seen anyone cling so desperately to a tired bit.

This is the kind of thing you try on for a day, before switching back to posting normally.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Never seen anyone cling so desperately to a tired bit.

This is the kind of thing you try on for a day, before switching back to posting normally.

Kid must have one sad life.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kid must have one sad life.

No shit eh my dude.

Not even Vick Ashley with his little girly-burger-flipping muscles and his stupid little Sublime muscle shirt was this pathetic.

 

[VainGretzky]

To all the Lindon Goshburgers on the planet, we are sorry very sorry

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am literally Sailing around on my Private yacht Laffing my *** off at the Hate mail. I believe Gosh has a perfect plam. And his plan was to create a bunch of Nerd`s 2 get furious online. I am all Oiled up with my Husband-in-Law Goliath. And his name is not the only thing that is Goliath if u catch my drift,, We have over 60 boxe`s of Pumpkin Delite`s, we are having a gr8 Time over here.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go drink bleach you f***ing imbecile

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Don’t do drugs kids. This is what happens

 

[njdevils1982]

Does anyone actually like this guy's gimmick?

wesley willis did it much much better

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Lindon Goshburger has lost his battle with Restless Leg`s Syndrome. He is burning in Hell now. Isn`t it ironical. He use to alway`s make fun of Restless Leg`s Syndrome. If u come at the king, u best not miss. Restless Leg`s Syndrome has many victim`s. Those leg`s will have plenty of time to rest now.

 

[Nemesis Prime]

RIP Lindon.

 

[Mantis]

Never seen anyone cling so desperately to a tired bit.

This is the kind of thing you try on for a day, before switching back to posting normally.

Quiet old man Modo

 

[Dr Pepper]

Quiet old man Modo

Nah, my point is valid.

Trash thread is trash.

 

[Mantis]

Nah, my point is valid.

Trash thread is trash.

Thats a paddlin bud