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GDT: TankTown Express: Shark Tank Blues

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Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight's GDT is brought to you with help from ChicagoBlues because I couldn't think of a good name. One day before the Deadline and we still have all of our players from last game still. Just remember. Our team is currently built to lose fit the rest of the season. Don't expect our players to be world beaters. Suck Hard For Bedard!

PROJECTED LINEUP
Forwards

Buchnevich - Thomas - Kapanen
Saad - Schenn - Kyrou
Blais - Brown - Leivo
Toropchenko - Alexandrov - Pitlick

Defense

Leddy - Parayko
Scandella - Faulk
Krug - Bortuzzo

Goalie

Greiss


And a Song Brought to you by @ChicagoBlues

Ain't got no bacon
Roar back to stink
Tank done got traded
Go'n be empty rinks

We got the shark tank blues
shark tank blues

Big fishy go'n chomp us
We need a bigger boat
Jaws comin' down clenchin'
Clenchin' round Blues throats

We got the shark tank blues
shark tank blues
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If we only had something like, oh, I don't know, a Tuna Boat to take on these Sharks. Where would we ever find something like that?
 
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MissouriMook said:
If we only had something like, oh, I don't know, a Tuna Boat to take on these Sharks. Where would we ever find something like that?
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A tuna boat rows past. Something catches your eye on the mast--where a tattered and bullet-riddled Blues flag once flew, there is now a Maple Leafs flag.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" you yell. "Weren't you guys Blues fans?"

The bearded rower wears an eyepatch. He stares at you, long and hard, before he finally murmurs, "No hablo ingles."

--Fin--
 
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Remember when we went through the Sharks and brought home the cup?

A Sharks win means nothing while we got a Cup and they still don’t *kisses*

Bluesnatic27 said:
I don't know. I believe a shark would expect an attack from a boat.

But what shark would expect an attack from a train?
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Id assume if a Sharkticon got ran over by… Astrotrain?
 
oPlaiD said:
I'm not sure I can bring myself to root for a loss against the Sharks...
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I feel this. I rock the Note in deep Shark country.

Lose a battle, win the war with a Cup in hand. We’re long past the days of Owen fuggun Nolan.

If this our direction, let’s get Bedard.
 
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I'm going to wear my Burns Sharks jersey that my old shipmate gave me for Secret Santa on deployment. (I had him and got him a Pietrangelo jersey)
 
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hope greiss gets a shutout and we trade him for picks
 
Come on Sharks, take out some of your playoff loss frustration on us. We need a good ass kicking

TheDizee said:
hope greiss gets a shutout and we trade him for picks
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Id settle for a 1-0 loss and he stops 60 shots
 
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