Carolinas Identity*
I'm a bad troll...
Halloween was yesterday, I know, but screw it, it's still in season!
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Lineups:
Tampa Bay Lightning
Killorn//Stamkos//St. Louis
Connolly//Filpulla//Purcell
Palat//Johnson//Panik
Malone//Thompson//Crombeen
Carle//Gudas
Hedman//Salo
Brewer//Sustr
Carolina Hurricanes
Gerbe//E. Staal//Semin
Tlusty//J. Staal//Dwyer
Ruutu//Nash//Lindholm
Bowman//Sutter//Malhotra
Sekera//Faulk
Harrison//Murphy
Gleason//Hainsey
Players to watch:
The Staal's.
Eric & Jordan are very good players who do lots of good things, but they also are both #satin. I kno this because whenever they are around, toast always lands jelly side down. #conspiracy #nhlsekret #poundkey
Zombie Mike Murphy.
Does anything really need to be said here?
The Ghost of Tuomo Ruutu.
He used to be one of the top Power Forwards in the league. Now we reminisce about Andrew Ladd.
Alexander Semin, AKA Chort (Чёрт).
Semin's incredible scoring prowess, moves and speed come from actually being an obscure Russian Demon. But, is not #satin is just #reglardemun
Greater Werewolf, Nathan Gerbe.
Nathan Gerbe has legs the size of Sequoia's and has ridiculous strength (he pushes his car around to build strength). The reason for this, despite his diminutive size? Lycanthropy.
Too finish, let's finish up the Spookiest few days of the year, with a big win!
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