Oldie but goldie (with a few changes since last season)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Habs in a freefall
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up at the stats and see
They play like goofballs, they need no sympathy
Sometimes they play, and sometimes no
A little high, little low
Anywhere the puck goes , doesn't really matter you see,
No PP
Habbies, you gassed a game
You skated as weighed with lead
Home ice advantage all but dead
Mama mia, the playoffs have not e’en begun
So are you going to throw the season away
Carey, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If your team aint back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, only the playoffs matter
Is it too late, has the Habs time come
Will we be saved by Price
Will that puck always be iced
Goodbye home advantage, man it blows
Gotta leave your defense behind and get diced
Carey, ooo - (anywhere the puck goes)
Don’t let the cup dream die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been a Hab fan at all
I see a little DD of a man
What a ******, what a ******, will you send out Pacioretty
Habs aint even fighting,thats look very very frightening indeed
Gallychucko Gallychucko
Gallychucko, Gallychucko
Gallychucko your knee went out OH NO
But we are just poor fans, show us some sympathy
Watching the Habs who have no powerplay
Spare us from watching from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let MT go!
No - we will not let him go - let him go! We will not let him go - let him go
Therrien! We will not let him go, LET HIM GO
Therrien! We will not let him go – LET HIM GO
Will not let him go - let him go (never)
Never let him go - let him go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Pacioretty Pacioretty Pacioretty let him score
Bergeron has a secret plan set aside you see
for CP
for DD!
So Habs think you can play crap and let fans cry
So Habs do you want your Stanley Cup dreams to die
Oh Habbys - can't do this to us Habbies
Get the lead out, and skate like you give a beer
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters…..until Game 1 you see….
Anyway the breaking wind……..