Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Magua]

Moses brought the Israelites to the Promised Land, but he never made it there with them. So Flyers suck, get Bedard, Fletcher gets fired, and then they make the playoffs under the next GM?

Chuck wouldn’t have made it past the golden calf.

 

[ajgoal]

Chuck wouldn’t have made it past the golden calf.

He would have traded it plus two stone tablets for cap space.

 

[BillDineen]

The crap the team is selling fans belongs here:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big, if true.

 

[freakydallas13]

The crap the team is selling fans belongs here:

Lol at all these posts glorifying Torts making the team skate hard in practice.

What a revelation, skating! No other coach has thought of that before. Truly Torts is a lock for the Jack Adams, with his amazing innovation! Suicide drills! If only this team skated harder the last decade, they would have been way more successful.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol at all these posts glorifying Torts making the team skate hard in practice.

What a revelation, skating! No other coach has thought of that before. Truly Torts is a lock for the Jack Adams, with his amazing innovation! Suicide drills! If only this team skated harder the last decade, they would have been way more successful.

There’s a large fanbase of this organization that wholeheartedly believes that to be true.

They just need to TRY harder!

 

[Striiker]

I can’t even explain how excited I am for the team to be horrible and all this Torts worship to amount to absolutely nothing.

I can’t wait to see the complaints about effort and culture and all that stupid bullshit next summer.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I can’t even explain how excited I am for the team to be horrible and all this Torts worship to amount to absolutely nothing.

I can’t wait to see the complaints about effort and culture and all that stupid bullshit next summer.

oh, honey, bless your heart.

The Torts worship is just getting started. The fanbase accepts that this team sucks. He has complete cover from that. As i've said since before they even hired him the second that he yells at a ref or throws a stick or something they're going to cream themselves.

 

[GKJ]

I think people are gonna be disappointed in that actually. People worshipping Torts reminds me when we traded for Pronger and made people think that not only would every teammate answer to him, so would every opponent, or else he would just fight them or elbow them in the head. Torts isn't Mike Keenan.

 

[Curufinwe]

Glad to see that with Giroux off the team they are working hard in camp for once.

As I always said, the l in Claude stood for lazy.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Glad to see that with Giroux off the team they are working hard in camp for once.

As I always said, the l in Claude stood for lazy.

Once JVR is gone this team will be COOKIN!

 

[Curufinwe]

Yup, once Voracek, Ghost, Giroux, JVR is gone, the sky is the limit.

 

[Fight4yourRight]

Big, if true.

what an insider! Can you imagine if we didn’t have this guy and his clear connections reporting for us?

 

[Fight4yourRight]

I can’t even explain how excited I am for the team to be horrible and all this Torts worship to amount to absolutely nothing.

I can’t wait to see the complaints about effort and culture and all that stupid bullshit next summer.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Yup, once Voracek, Ghost, Giroux, JVR is gone, the sky is the limit.

So, there’s a small part of me that enjoys maximum chaos hoping it’s actually true. Once JVR is excised, the flyers will be on their way to second and third round exits to the playoffs before ristolainen—now captain—lifts the cup.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

So, there’s a small part of me that enjoys maximum chaos hoping it’s actually true. Once JVR is excised, the flyers will be on their way to second and third round exits to the playoffs before ristolainen—now captain—lifts the cup.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

I mean yeah. But wouldn’t it be hilarious…

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I mean yeah. But wouldn’t it be hilarious…

Honestly I don’t want to see Ristolainen ever play in the playoffs. It makes his mythical legend amongst hockey men even more hilarious.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Why would Flyers fans want Tortorella specifically to succeed?

 

[Magua]

By. A. Mile.

 

[Striiker]

Will really is the worlds biggest and most shameless shill.

He’s been doing this Provorov defending bullshit on behalf of the team forever, including when he claimed he was the teams best D during his disastrous 2020-2021 season.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Will really is the worlds biggest and most shameless shill.

He’s been doing this Provorov defending bullshit on behalf of the team forever, including when he claimed he was the teams best D during his disastrous 2020-2021 season.

Hater.

 

[Striiker]

Hater.

 

[PALE PWNR]

Its getting harder and harder to tell whether evil gritty tweets are real or satire

 

[TB87]

Found a certain someone’s Twitter burner account:

It’s wild what you’ll find by just searching Sanheim on Twitter lol