Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Rebels57]

Joe is SUPER worried that someone might question his sexuality He has to be the biggest loser I've ever seen.

Any time someone adds that qualifier before a statement, Gay-dar's all across the world light up like the 4th of July.

 

[Magua]

The only person I trust here to describe the teenage male physique is @deadhead . It's like Death in Venice but with hockey.

 

[Ironmanrulez]

So we now not draft base on size and heaviness. We now draft based on how sexy your ass is?

My expert would be @landsbergfan

Can you make a scout Report pls?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So we now not draft base on size and heaviness. We now draft based on how sexy your ass is?

My expert would be @landsbergfan

Can you make a scout Report pls?

@FLYguy3911 is the resident ass man.

 

[FLYguy3911]

@FLYguy3911 is the resident ass man.

 

[landsbergfan]

@FLYguy3911 is the resident ass man.

I mean I follow Michkovs mom on Twitter. Gotta scout genes to get the full report

Edit: f*** off automerge

 

[Curufinwe]

Twitter down for anyone else?

It says “rate limited exceeded”

 

[Rebels57]

I mean I follow Michkovs mom on Twitter. Gotta scout genes to get the full report

Edit: f*** off automerge

How'd that work out for the Rangers?

 

[FLYguy3911]

3 year deal too lol. Expires the same time as Deslauriers.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can’t wait for the Leafs to get over the hump this year and everyone point to that as the reason.

Is there a player more universally slobbered over for no reason than “Reavo?”

 

[landsbergfan]

Can’t wait for the Leafs to get over the hump this year and everyone point to that as the reason.

Is there a player more universally slobbered over for no reason than “Reavo?”

I was rooting for them the last few years but now it’s going to be fun to watch them destroy themselves

 

[Adam Warlock]

3 year deal too lol. Expires the same time as Deslauriers.

Shocking us and them having the longest cup droughts with moves like these.

 

[Chinatown88]

My hair is still more luscious than John Lu.

 

[Striiker]

Remember how having tough guy Simmonds on the bench prevented any of our players from being run/injured/jumped?

Oh wait, it did absolutely nothing at all.

Schenn got boarded daily, Giroux got cheapshotted, players got injured constantly.

 

[Hextallent63]

Yea i don't believe a word this dude says. I was taking a shit in a casino once and tom arnold told me to get some.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Hanover Fist]

@FLYguy3911 is the resident ass

 

[flyers0909]

Twitter down for anyone else?

It says “rate limited exceeded”

Gotta pay for the blue checkmark now otherwise you can only look at 600 Tweets per day. Think it might be temporary but who knows with Elon

 

[DancingPanther]

Gotta pay for the blue checkmark now otherwise you can only look at 600 Tweets per day. Think it might be temporary but who knows with Elon

American Oligarch Elon Musk being a lying sack of shit yet again

Don't forget today is the first day of Q3 lol

 

[TB87]

American Oligarch Elon Musk being a lying sack of shit yet again

Don't forget today is the first day of Q3 lol

Elon is massive shift stain, liar, far-right conspiracy theory retweeting, toolbag. He’s now “owning the libs” by making Twitter as shitty as possible to use. It’s gotten so, so, so much worse since he bought the company.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

American Oligarch Elon Musk being a lying sack of shit yet again

Don't forget today is the first day of Q3 lol

Their Google Cloud contract ran out yesterday. This is all correct.

 

[DancingPanther]

Their Google Cloud contract ran out yesterday. This is all correct.

 

[Lindberg]

American Oligarch Elon Musk being a lying sack of shit yet again

Don't forget today is the first day of Q3 lol

AWS constantly is reminding me to pay my 73 cent bill. I need to get on top of that. Not sure how the heck I went over.

 

[Striiker]

Burnt

 

[kudymen]

The last 4 pages of backreading Baskow, bad Dan and Sommermannnnnnn in this thread make me sort of happy for that Twitter posts limit now. Lol