GDT: Snow @ Fish | Epic Emergency GDT

[expatriatedtexan]

Walking around with your cock out and slapping people in the face would in all honestly be a better contribution than the current special teams coaches.

Hire this man.

I know, right?

Hell, when I used to drink I would get cocky and hold my dick like a baseball bat.

Would piss all over the last three fingers. It was disgusting.

 

[missionAvs]

Huge night from Casey Mittelstadt tonight so far.

11:41 TOI
0 goals
0 assists
0 points
0 shots
0 hits
0 blocked shots
-7 SAT (team worst)
-6 USAT (team worst)

Kid is on an absolute heater.

MittelJost...

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

If I have to watch this stupid f***ing Tim Hortons commercial one more time tonight...

How many games in a row do we gotta lose before Bednar would get the axe? 10, 15, 20?

And I know a lot of people don't want Coach Q because he kept his mouth shut about the rape, but just heard me out. Doesn't that also sound like a coach that would be willing to help a coked up Russian fake a urine test.

 

[drhiii]

I know, right?

Hell, when I used to drink I would get cocky and hold my dick like a baseball bat.

Would piss all over the last three fingers. It was disgusting.

Oddly, that makes me feel better about the Avs right now.

No, it doesn't. I lied.

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

These f***ing idiots can't even build a gingerbread house.

We are absolutely f***ed.

 

[UncleRisto]

We should get this guy Georgiev.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

Team can’t even put together gingerbread houses, no wonder they can’t execute on ice

 

[RoyIsALegend]

These f***ing idiots can't even build a gingerbread house.

We are absolutely f***ed.

Miles Wood f***ed his gingerbread house.

 

[jani]

Team can’t even put together gingerbread houses, no wonder they can’t execute on ice

Some of those snowflakes were scuffed too

 

[Tralfamadore]

These f***ing idiots can't even build a gingerbread house.

We are absolutely f***ed.

So are you one of the "typical doomsayers" now?

 

[Muffin]

Broncos and Nuggets lose. Can't wait to make it 0-3.

 

[Murzu]

Miles Wood f***ed his gingerbread house.

Weird fetish but no kink shame

 

[sethro109]

Miles Wood f***ed his gingerbread house.

This Christmas American pie sequel is weird.

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

So are you one of the typical doomsayers now?

Honestly thought I was one of the very first doomsayers

I'm pretty sure me and Hency were the only ones talking about the window closing back in July of 2022 and we took a lot of shit for that.

 

[JWK]

Has anyone tell the team the opposing goalie is Georgiev yet?

 

[Bender]

I swear these guys are trying to get Bednar fired like Forsberg and co did with Bob Hartley

It could be that but the whole team played just A TON better for Bednar (apart from the goaltending) when we had a bunch of guys that were injured/unavailable.

Then November 15th rolls around Nuke and Drouin come back and we've played maybe 4-5 good games since then. On most nights it's looked awkward like there's no chemistry.

CMac will not have the luxury of waiting too much longer. If it's someone in the room that's making it shit - fix it. If it's the coach, well then it's time to move on and IF it is - for the love of God dump Ray Bennett while you're at.

B-lose fans couldn't wait for that guy to move on to another team and their PP immediately got better too.

This team is just WAY too talented to be playing this way.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Miles Wood f***ed his gingerbread house.

He actually brought his own bottle of elmer's glue. When they told him it wasn't need, he ate it all.

 

[AnimalMother73]

Stale and have been for a while now… mgmt needs to wake the eff up and change out the coach like 99.9 percent of the rest of the league would do if in this situation.

It could be that but the whole team played just A TON better for Bednar (apart from the goaltending) when we had a bunch of guys that were injured/unavailable.

Then November 15th rolls around Nuke and Drouin come back and we've played maybe 4-5 good games since then. On most nights it's looked awkward like there's no chemistry.

CMac will not have the luxury of waiting too much longer. If it's someone in the room that's making it shit - fix it. If it's the coach, well then it's time to move on and IF it is - for the love of God dump Ray Bennett while you're at.

B-lose fans couldn't wait for that guy to move on to another team and their PP immediately got better too.

This team is just WAY too talented to be playing this way.

This is what is so frustrat8ng…wasting talent due to incompetence.

 

[katfude]

Avs are the only team that can salvage this dogshit sports night.

Broncos choke. Nuggets choke. Maybe the avs will figure it out.

Haha who am i kidding we're doomed

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

What are we thinking, 4-2 final score?

 

[RoyIsALegend]

What are we thinking, 4-2 final score?

4-1 IMO. 2 empty netters.

 

[Tralfamadore]

Honestly thought I was one of the very first doomsayers

I'm pretty sure me and Hency were the only ones talking about the window closing back in July of 2022 and we took a lot of shit for that.

You're like the most positive guy on here look

I do get a kick out of all the "Sky if falling" posts from the usual suspects.


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They have the 5th besst record in the league over the last month. Despite the PP having a truly awful slump, and despite playing probably half of those games with Georgiev/Annunen in the net.


They're fine. The goaltending is clearly already so much better then it was 2 weeks ago. I 100% guarantee this team will go on start some crazy 12-2-1 run here in the next couple of weeks and all of a sudden we'll all forget about this random loss in the middle of December and start talking about the Cup run again.

I guess what I meant to say was "sky is falling usual suspects" rather than "typical doomsayers"

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

Lmao again pretty sure the linesman got that wrong

 

[missionAvs]

What are we thinking, 4-2 final score?

4-1. They're getting 2 empty netters. We're getting nothing.

Lmao again pretty sure the linesman got that wrong

they seem a little trigger happy with that tonight.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

I know, right?

Hell, when I used to drink I would get cocky and hold my dick like a baseball bat.

Would piss all over the last three fingers. It was disgusting.

I'd still hire you as special teams coach. Or head coach. But your contract says you have to drink.