Speculation: SNOD! Sharks Nostradamus of the Draft!

[ChompChomp]

(1) Macklin Celebrini, C
(14) Tij Iginla, C
(33) Cole Hutson, LD
(42) Teddy Stiga, LW
(85) Carter George, G
(116) Eriks Mateiko, RW
(131) Karl Sterner, RW
(143) Beau Jelsma, LW
(194) Brendan McMorrow, LW

 

[landshark]

Is Brendan McMorrow the Irish son of Brendan Morrow?

 

[landshark]

Bump!

Two days left. Closes midnight 6/28 (thursday night)

 

[coooldude]

F*** it, this is the pure "from my gut" call post combine. I reserve the right to edit this before June 28 to curb my silly instincts, and I'll be in the building to get fired up (alongside many of you).

1 SJS - Macklin Celebrini
2 CHI - Levshunov
3 ANA - Yakemchuk
4 CBJ - Lindstrom
5 MTL - Demidov (and their fan base passes out from orgasm)
6 UTA - Dickinson
7 OTT - Parekh
8 SEA - Buium
9 CGY - Iginla
10 NJD - MBN (although I think this pick may get traded, I'm just not sure to who).
11 BUF - Helenius
12 PHI - Silayev
13 MIN - Catton
14 SJS - Solberg

33 - Badinka
42 - Brunicke
85 - Goalie (Gildof if available, if not, Nabokov)
116 - Kasper Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148 - A dartboard Russian
193 - Another Dartboard Russian

I'm going Max Chaos on this prediction. Also picking Eiserman because if it happens at least I predicted it :\

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - MBN
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
85. Gildof (Yegorov will be gone I think)
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

 

[gaucholoco3]

I'm going Max Chaos on this prediction. Also picking Eiserman because if it happens at least I predicted it :\

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - MBN
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
85. Gildof (Yegorov will be gone I think)
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

I know it was the Chaos prediction but Dickenson would absolutely be the pick there.

 

[weastern bias]

Prediction:

We draft Celebrini

The broadcast spends more time speculating on whether or not he's gonna go back to school than talking about what his addition means to San Jose

Pick 14 doesn't roll around until almost 2 full hours into the broadcast because every team needs to parade a sea of minority-stake owners' children on stage and make cringe worthy jokes about partying too hard in Vegas before congratulating the Florida Panthers AND THEN making their pick

The Sharks take Adam Jiricek at 14

His entire blurb is about his brother

 

[landshark]

Prediction:

We draft Celebrini

The broadcast spends more time speculating on whether or not he's gonna go back to school than talking about what his addition means to San Jose

Pick 14 doesn't roll around until almost 2 full hours into the broadcast because every team needs to parade a sea of minority-stake owners' children on stage and make cringe worthy jokes about partying too hard in Vegas before congratulating the Florida Panthers AND THEN making their pick

The Sharks take Adam Jiricek at 14

His entire blurb is about his brother

You left out the part where they cut to commercial for the #14 pick because shorks

 

[weastern bias]

You left out the part where they cut to commercial for the #14 pick because shorks

If he gets drafted during a Taco Bell commercial then at least we know we're winning the Cup and he'll be the Conn Smythe winner in 2033

On that Jokic timeline, baby

 

[coooldude]

I'm going Max Chaos on this prediction. Also picking Eiserman because if it happens at least I predicted it :\

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - MBN
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
85. Gildof (Yegorov will be gone I think)
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

I know it was the Chaos prediction but Dickenson would absolutely be the pick there.

Oh god, the chaos was so max that I left Dickinson out of the top 14. here's my revised max chaos prediction

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Dickinson
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
85. Gildof (Yegorov will be gone I think)
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

 

[Cas]

Prediction:

We draft Celebrini

The broadcast spends more time speculating on whether or not he's gonna go back to school than talking about what his addition means to San Jose

Pick 14 doesn't roll around until almost 2 full hours into the broadcast because every team needs to parade a sea of minority-stake owners' children on stage and make cringe worthy jokes about partying too hard in Vegas before congratulating the Florida Panthers AND THEN making their pick

The Sharks take Adam Jiricek at 14

His entire blurb is about his brother

I no longer need to watch the draft, as I have seen it here now.

 

[ChompChomp]

Where's the prediction of Emily Kaplan making Celebrini sing the song "Celebration"?

 

[weastern bias]

Where's the prediction of Emily Kaplan making Celebrini sing the song "Celebration"?

Would be less cringe than when Will Smith did the Fresh Prince song

What a good sport, honestly we should have known we had a gem right then and there

 

[Levie]

Bold prediction: Celebrini will be the shortest player we draft.

 

[mogambomoroo]

We have added pick #53, should that be taken to consideration this SNOD?

 

[landshark]

We have added pick #53, should that be taken to consideration this SNOD?

Yup, I was just looking at that trade... Feels like it's maybe temp, I could see them moving one of these 2nd rounders to move up from 14, we shall see...

 

[landshark]

1: Ce-le-bri-ni (clap clap, clapclapclap)
14: MBN
33: Solberg
42: EJ Emery
85: Anthony Romani
116: Riley Patterson
131: John Whipple
143: Dawson Cowan
194: A.J. Spellacy

Updated my picks to include the 53 OA:

1: Ce-le-bri-ni (clap clap, clapclapclap)
14: MBN
33: Solberg
42: EJ Emery
53: Mikhail Yegorov
85: Anthony Romani
116: Riley Patterson
131: John Whipple
143: Dawson Cowan
194: A.J. Spellacy

 

[ChompChomp]

(1) Macklin Celebrini, C
(14) Tij Iginla, C
(33) Cole Hutson, LD
(42) Teddy Stiga, LW
(85) Carter George, G
(116) Eriks Mateiko, RW
(131) Karl Sterner, RW
(143) Beau Jelsma, LW
(194) Brendan McMorrow, LW

Updated to include #53

(1) Macklin Celebrini, C
(14) Tij Iginla, C
(33) Cole Hutson, LD
(42) Teddy Stiga, LW
(53) Luca Marrelli, RD
(85) Carter George, G
(116) Eriks Mateiko, RW
(131) Karl Sterner, RW
(143) Beau Jelsma, LW
(194) Brendan McMorrow, LW

 

[coooldude]

Oh god, the chaos was so max that I left Dickinson out of the top 14. here's my revised max chaos prediction

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Dickinson
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
85. Gildof (Yegorov will be gone I think)
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

Updating for 53, but just picking another goalie because I don't want to do any more research, let it be Friday already.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Dickinson
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
53. Yegorov
85. Gildof
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

 

[NiWa]

1: Macklin Celebrini
14: Stian Solberg
33: EJ Emery
42: Harrison Brunicke
85: Justin Poirier
116: Daniil Ustinkov
131: Pavel Moysevich
143: Kevin He
194: Topias Hynninen

Let's take some swings at D!!

1: Macklin Celebrini
14: Carter Yakemchuk
33: Charlie Elick
42: Alfons Freij
53: Harrison Brunicke
85: Daniil Ustinkov
116: Kevin He
131: Pavel Moysevich
143: Ollie Josephson
194: Topias Hynninen

 

[coooldude]

Updating for 53, but just picking another goalie because I don't want to do any more research, let it be Friday already.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Yakemchuk
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Sennecke
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Levshunov
9. CGY - Silayev
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Dickinson
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
53. Yegorov
85. Gildof
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

OK, I swear, it's my final chaos prediction. Last minute rumors of chaos that I love.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Sennecke
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Levshunov
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Silayev
9. CGY - Dickinson
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Yakemchuk
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
53. Yegorov
85. Gildof
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

 

[Sleeper Shark]

I call this the "Wishful Thinking Draft Board" - through 5 rounds at least. All might be reaches at their respective draft spots outside of Celebrini at 1OA, but I'd love to see a couple of these guys picked - not necessarily in that order either. I've talked myself into thinking that they are what I imagine to be Mike Grier "types": high motor, high compete, a pop of pure offensive bet here and there.

Though if I were really to go down the rabbit hole here, I'd start imagining trades/pick swaps consisting of #14, #42, and #53.

1. Celebrini
14. Sennecke
33. Emery
42. Kleber
53. Hutson
85. Mustard
116: Nabokov
131. Fischer
143. Saarinen

 

[Bizz]

alright, looked at enough videos and mock drafts to know what's going on.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Levshunov
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Dickinson
6. UTA - Silayev
7. OTT - Sennecke
8. SEA - Buium
9. CGY - Iginla
10. NJD - Catton
11. SJ - Parekh
12. PHI - Eiserman
13. MIN - Yakemchuk
14. BUF - Helenius

33. Hutson
53. Nabokov
85. Romani
116. Ralph
131. McCallum
143. Hewson
194. Sullivan

edit: post 11 for 14 and 42 trade

 

[landshark]

alright, looked at enough videos and mock drafts to know what's going on.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Levshunov
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Dickinson
6. UTA - Buium
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Silayev
9. CGY - Iginla
10. NJD - Sennecke
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Yakemchuk
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Beaudoin
42. Hutson
53. Nabokov
85. Romani
116. Ralph
132. McCallum
148. Hewson
193. Sullivan

Did the picks the Sharks have change?

Sharks currently hold picks #: 1, 14, 33, 42, (EDIT: #53 too) 85, and 116, 131, 143, and 194. Some of your numbers are a little off after 116.

OK, I swear, it's my final chaos prediction. Last minute rumors of chaos that I love.

1. SJS - Celebrini
2. CHI - Demidov
3. ANA - Sennecke
4. CBJ - Lindstrom
5. MTL - Buium
6. UTA - Levshunov
7. OTT - Parekh
8. SEA - Silayev
9. CGY - Dickinson
10. NJD - Iginla
11. BUF - Helenius
12. PHI - Yakemchuk
13. MIN - Catton
14. SJS - Eiserman

33. Wallenius
42. Brunicke
53. Yegorov
85. Gildof
116 - Pikkarainen
132 - Nathan Mayes
148/193 - Dartboard Russians

132 s/b 131?

 

[coooldude]

Did the picks the Sharks have change?

Sharks currently hold picks #: 1, 14, 33, 42, (EDIT: #53 too) 85, and 116, 131, 143, and 194. Some of your numbers are a little off after 116.


132 s/b 131?

I trust your #'s more than mine.

 

[landshark]

I trust your #'s more than mine.

It's been a minute since I wrote the op... haha I can't remember where I dug those up.