The Nemesis
Semper Tyrannus
I also feel like I remember Dellandrea doing some community service when he was playing in Flint way back when. Seems like a character guy.
Doug Wilson used to talk about character with guys a lot and look how that worked out. Maybe we need to go in the other direction and acquire a team full of selfish assholes.
If nothing else imagine when programs are printed and they have those little "fast facts" things in the player bios.
"Kicks puppies"
"Talks in the theater"
"Always takes a penny, never leaves one."
"Goes into gyms and eats a pint of cookie dough ice cream in front of the people on the treadmills"
"Once played 'got your nose' with a baby and didn't give the nose back at the end."
"Was a Ducks fan growing up."