Sean Avery signs ECHL contract

[EdJovanovski]

My god he looks like a complete bender, he’d actually get hurt if he played in an ECHL game

He’s got to be exaggerating for the video lol, his skating strides are literally kicking straight back like he’s running rather than pushing out to the sides. He’s skating like how people who are just learning to skate would skate, sure he’d be rusty and out of shape but you don’t forget the basic mechanics of how to skate lol

 

[Crease]

This is all very normal behavior from a well-adjusted adult.

 

[aufheben]

Other thread about Sean making a comeback was locked for some reason.

Mods probably thought it was a joke.

 

[aufheben]

Wait, is this a joke? Some internet meme come into being?

 

[LoveGoons]

He’s got to be exaggerating for the video lol, his skating strides are literally kicking straight back like he’s running rather than pushing out to the sides. He’s skating like how people who are just learning to skate would skate, sure he’d be rusty and out of shape but you don’t forget the basic mechanics of how to skate lol

Someone is going to take him out to become legend. There are easier ways to commit Harry karry!!!

 

[ChuckNorris4Cup]

Avery vs Marchand....

 

[Brief Candle]

First Barnaby, now the man, the myth, the legend…

 

[mike14]

Avery vs Marchand....

I thought Marchand only got suspended, not kicked out of the league?

 

[ChuckNorris4Cup]

I thought Marchand only got suspended, not kicked out of the league?

Point was if Avery some how made it back to the NHL which I doubt will happen after watching the beer league skate he did, maybe Marchand would have someone to fight with for once, instead of sucker punching everyone and running away and not fighting. Maybe he would feel more comfortable dropping the gloves with someone as short as him, and Avery I would hope would knock him out, wishful thinking though.

 

[CommaSynapse]

Never seen a ECHL team make jerseys so fast...and they sold out the pre-order? Are people really lining up for a Solar Bears Avery jersey?

 

[Crease]

Never seen a ECHL team make jerseys so fast...and they sold out the pre-order? Are people really lining up for a Solar Bears Avery jersey?

It definitely makes for a good conversation piece at any NHL arena.

 

[Thirty One]

It definitely makes for a good conversation piece at any NHL arena.

Or a wedding.

 

[cwede]

those jerseys are rare collectors' items now

 

[rangers1314]

those jerseys are rare collectors' items now

Cancel culture strikes again!

 

[TheGortonConspiracy]

those jerseys are rare collectors' items now

Oh wow lmao

 

[chosen]

He was a low-talent ahole when he left.

Now. he's a zero-talent ahole.

 

[n8]

ROFL - released via Pizza

 

[Crease]

2 days and 0 games. What a comeback.

 

[HFsNumber1Heel]

I never got the Avery hype while he was here. He was no Tikkanen. He was fine the first season in 2006-07 to help a very strange team (half of Jagr's crew and the beginning of what would be Tort's crew) get to the playoffs and nearly win two rounds, but after that all sizzle and no steak.

He went offsides 7x a game and generally was a meathead.

 

[eco's bones]

Yeah that went well.

 

[nyr2k2]

He got himself in the news for something other than harassing homeless people, which is probably all he was looking for.

 

[Unusual Suspect]

I heard he had a hissy fit when they wouldn't let him design his own haute couture uniform.

 

[eco's bones]

To stay on top of your game ice hockey is something you have to work at continually—not take 10/12 year breaks…..and there are reasons why there are so few 40+ year old players in the league. Back in the day Sean was a very good third line NHL player. There’s something to be said for that but if he really thought he could make it back to the NHL as a player he needs to have his head examined. Maybe Alexei Kovalev but he still skates quite a bit and was always a freak athlete.

 

[haohmaru]

Well, the video evidence is in and Sean Avery hasn't matured yet.

‘Crazy’ Sean Avery threatens neighbor, teens in parking dispute

Sean Avery became embroiled in a row with some neighbors. As TMZ published in a video, the latest installment in this series happened when the former Rangers forward confronted a group of people &#…

nypost.com

Dumbass. Lol. And I liked the guy as a Ranger but this is just stupid.

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

Well, the video evidence is in and Sean Avery hasn't matured yet.

‘Crazy’ Sean Avery threatens neighbor, teens in parking dispute

Sean Avery became embroiled in a row with some neighbors. As TMZ published in a video, the latest installment in this series happened when the former Rangers forward confronted a group of people &#…

nypost.com

Dumbass. Lol. And I liked the guy as a Ranger but this is just stupid.

He does this shit everywhere. One day hes gonna flip off on the wrong person. Its bound to happen.