GDT: SCF Game #6 Avs vs Bolts: How bout "Obstructing our way to a Game 7 one crosscheck at a time?” Edition

[Boris Zubov]

I thought it was worth a shot to try and create one good one before all hope is lost. He’ll be like the main character in Idiocracy at this rate, but maybe he’ll be like King of America when the average IQ drops below 80.

We've been below 80 for decades, but nobody wants to admit it. I think you mean when it drops below 50.

 

[will1066]

Are the Avs gonna Rongo away Game 3?

 

[Boris Zubov]

When a fatass like Maroon gets to the puck before our players, it's gassed all the way.

Maroon can skate circles around our 4th line on our best day.

 

[LokiDog]

Kuemper is like… worse than say Cristobal Huet or someone of that ilk when it comes to potential Cup winning goalies.

Like Matt Murray has turned to trash but he was genuinely good for a few years. I’m not convinced Kuemper is better than Georgiev would be.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Maroon can skate circles around our 4th line on our best day.

He was able to do it against our 1st as well.

 

[Boris Zubov]

All this Palat goal is doing is teasing this Sweet Caroline singing crowd.

He was able to do it against our 1st as well.

Should I post the Homer gif...It's funny cause it's true.

 

[CasusBelli]

pretty innocuous hit

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

I’m so glad the Rangers didn’t trade for Hagel. The dude looks like the modern day Chris Higgins out there.

 

[LokiDog]

We've been below 80 for decades, but nobody wants to admit it. I think you mean when it drops below 50.

I think 80 is like borderline limited capacity, technically, but I could be wrong. We behave like it - but that’s just the vapidness. Whatever we’re at… Henrik‘s large infant noggin is a clear indication of his superior burgeoning intellect. He will lead the hopeless masses someday.

 

[will1066]

Paul is not looking good

 

[Boris Zubov]

I think 80 is like borderline limited capacity, technically, but I could be wrong. We behave like it - but that’s just the vapidness. Whatever we’re at… Henrik‘s large infant noggin is a clear indication of his superior burgeoning intellect. He will lead the hopeless masses someday.

I'm rooting for him...but I'll be dead or in a drunken coma.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Paul pull a Strome?

 

[Boris Zubov]

Paul pull a Strome?

Miss an empty net?

 

[LokiDog]

I'm rooting for him...but I'll be dead or in a drunken coma.

Hopefully his mother and I will be living out our old age on our own land in rural Poland, virtually off the grid and someone can send us a telegraph letting us know Henrik won the US election due to people really thinking he had a lot of swagger and drip, even though Sportsbook had him at a +250,000 underdog

 

[huerter]

There was just a delayed offside zone entry. Didn't see anyone screaming about it.

 

[LokiDog]

He’s practicing his enforcer face just in case he has to play in the NHL instead of run the country. Good to have a fallback.

 

[Boris Zubov]

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He’s practicing his enforcer face just in case he has to play in the NHL instead of run the country. Good to have a fallback.

His mom is pretty hairy...just sayin

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Hopefully his mother and I will be living out our old age on our own land in rural Poland, virtually off the grid and someone can send us a telegraph letting us know Henrik won the US election due to people really thinking he had a lot of swagger and drip, even though Sportsbook had him at a +250,000 underdog

Jesteś Polakiem?

 

[LokiDog]

Jesteś Polakiem?

Only she is. Jest polka? I’m never sure about gendering words. She’s from ~2 hours east of Krakow.

 

[Kords]

Pretty wild coincidence that the Bolts get two Interference calls when down in a must win game 3. I haven't seen that happen since way back last round vs the Rangers.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Only she is. Jest polka? I’m never sure about gendering words. She’s from ~2 hours east of Krakow.

Oh, Shi-

Don't tell me she lives close to the Ukrainian border.

 

[FultonReed]

I just saw the trivia game my wife was playing on her phone and the question was:

True or False: Cardi B’s real name is Cardigan Backyardigan.

I’m not even sure I can focus on hockey knowing how hopeless humanity is.

Oh, look, Tampa scored. Kuemper is weak sauce.

you mean it isn't?

 

[LokiDog]

Oh, Shi-

Don't tell me she lives close to the Ukrainian border.

Eh, about 4 hours west from Ukrainian border.

 

[LokiDog]

you mean it isn't?

No, it is. I posted that shortly after

 

[LokiDog]

Almost every goal Kuemper gives up is relatively weak.