Sale of the Sens - the renewal WC let us all down...

[The Lewler]

Hot take:

-Now wondercarrot's rumour will be either be proven correct, incorrect, or in true fact checking hedging format "partially true/partially false".

 

[BatherSeason]

So on the 16th, less than a week before the Entry Draft?

Would be even better if Bettman walks up to the podium at the draft and before we make our pick, announces that

"The Ottawa Senators have been sold" camera pans to an empty Ottawa Senators draft table, then Bettman announces the new ownership and Daniel Alfredsson emerges with Erik Karlsson and a jersey and makes the selection on behalf of the new ownership group. Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Would be even better if Bettman walks up to the podium at the draft and before we make our pick, announces that

"The Ottawa Senators have been sold" camera pans to an empty Ottawa Senators draft table, then Bettman announces the new ownership and Daniel Alfredsson emerges with Erik Karlsson and a jersey and makes the selection on behalf of the new ownership group. Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

This is even better than Shane McMahon on Nitro!

 

[The Lewler]

Would be even better if Bettman walks up to the podium at the draft and before we make our pick, announces that

"The Ottawa Senators have been sold" camera pans to an empty Ottawa Senators draft table, then Bettman announces the new ownership and Daniel Alfredsson emerges with Erik Karlsson and a jersey and makes the selection on behalf of the new ownership group. Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

Is Good ole JR calling the action?

 

[BatherSeason]

This is even better than Shane McMahon on Nitro!

Gotta have the Stone Cold intro interrupting Bettman as soon so he doesn't even utter the name "Melnyk"

"We have a sale to announce....the Ottawa Senators have been sold by Mr Euge...." **broken glass*** Alfie and Karlsoon appear!! Would be amazing.

 

[Micklebot]

Gotta have the Stone Cold intro interrupting Bettman as soon so he doesn't even utter the name "Melnyk"

"We have a sale to announce....the Ottawa Senators have been sold by Mr Euge...." **broken glass*** Alfie and Karlsoon appear!! Would be amazing.

If you're including a Stone Cold Steve Austin take, might as well have him deliver a stunner to Dorion and McMahon Melnyk before unveiling their replacements, new owner, GM and Alfie.

 

[BatherSeason]

If you're including a Stone Cold Steve Austin take, might as well have him deliver a stunner to Dorion and McMahon Melnyk before unveiling their replacements, new owner, GM and Alfie.

In my scenario, Melnyk and Dorion are long gone, a stunner to Bettman would work though, heck if Marc Bergevin is still lurking around after making his pick, may as well stun him too.

 

[Senscore]

Gotta have the Stone Cold intro interrupting Bettman as soon so he doesn't even utter the name "Melnyk"

"We have a sale to announce....the Ottawa Senators have been sold by Mr Euge...." **broken glass*** Alfie and Karlsoon appear!! Would be amazing.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

This convo has taken into a fabulous turn that warms my heart.

Maybe we trade Hoffman at the draft for Patrick Kane too, that's gotta be, that's gotta be Kane!

 

[bert]

Would be even better if Bettman walks up to the podium at the draft and before we make our pick, announces that

"The Ottawa Senators have been sold" camera pans to an empty Ottawa Senators draft table, then Bettman announces the new ownership and Daniel Alfredsson emerges with Erik Karlsson and a jersey and makes the selection on behalf of the new ownership group. Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

As they announce an 8 year extension for Karlsson and that Hoffman has been traded for 10th overall.

Then they take the list from Dorion and just pick the BPA so he doesnt screw up the draft and let Alfie make all the picks.

This would literally be my ultimate hockey fantasy dream haha.

 

[BatherSeason]

Then they take the list from Dorion and just pick the BPA so he doesnt screw up the draft and let Alfie make all the picks.

**wrestling reference**

Does this list look anything like "Chris Jericho's List"?

 

[Tnuoc Alucard]

Would be even better if Bettman walks up to the podium at the draft and before we make our pick, announces that

"The Ottawa Senators have been sold" camera pans to an empty Ottawa Senators draft table, then Bettman announces the new ownership and Daniel Alfredsson emerges with Erik Karlsson and a jersey and makes the selection on behalf of the new ownership group. Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

Is this what you really think will happen?

 

[bert]

Is this what you really think will happen?

Obviously not, but one can dream.

 

[Tnuoc Alucard]

 

[Micklebot]

In my scenario, Melnyk and Dorion are long gone, a stunner to Bettman would work though, heck if Marc Bergevin is still lurking around after making his pick, may as well stun him too.

They can just play the Melnyk and Dorion Stunner on the JumboTron, pre-recorded, of course..

 

[BatherSeason]

Is this what you really think will happen?

Yes Count Dracula, this is exactly what I think will happen, better warn your buddy Euge to watch out.

 

[BondraTime]

Is this what you really think will happen?

That was executed perfectly

 

[Senscore]

And the new owner is . . . . Eugene Melnyk!

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

And the new owner is . . . . Eugene Melnyk!

It was me Watson, it was me all along! I was the "mystery buyer" and I refinanced all my debt. Mua haha ha ha ha!

 

[Spartachat]

Yes Count Dracula, this is exactly what I think will happen, better warn your buddy Euge to watch out.

In all seriousness, I also thought it would happen that way.

 

[Tuna99]

So on the 16th, less than a week before the Entry Draft?

Perfect timing to introduce the new owners.

 

[BatherSeason]

Perfect timing to introduce the new owners.

Gives Alfie a week to go over the draft plan with Trent Mann.

 

[Silex]

And the new owner is . . . . Eugene Melnyk!

*JR Voice* Awww son of a bitch!

 

[Qward]

Has it happened yet?

 

[BonkTastic]

Meanwhile, Dorion is forced to take a cab back to his hotel where his bags are waiting for him in the lobby.

I like the version where Dorion stumble-falls through a sheet of drywall wearing a glitter stormtrooper helmet.