I realize you meant to be funny. Here's what I mean:
We have a front office that seems to be totally hung up on shiny new offensive objects. They have invested a lot in these shiny objects like Gaborik, Horton and Saad. They made a major trade for a shiny new Saad when defense was desperately needed. This team is bad because the defense has been ignored.
Now to cover the stupidity of not insuring Horton, this Kevin Lowe/Oren Koules -esq front office traded for Clarkson arguably the worst contract in the history of the NHL and it appears the team will have to give away significant assets because they have so much committed long term. This team is up against the cap and stuck yet it needs to re-sign a number of important players and may not have the cap space to sign them.
Yes their trading, decisions and overall management are Kevin Lowe bad.
That's more a description of Milbury, who had plenty to work with and whose impatience destroyed what may well have become a dynasty. Lowe was simply inept at everything.
I don't know if anyone remembers those Ron Popeil commercials for the Showtime rotisserie. He'd blather on about the capacity of the device, and how great it was, and so on. But the tagline for it was "SET IT....AND FORGET IT!" Basically, once the food went into the rotisserie, there was nothing to do except be patient and wait for the finished product.
And Milbury just couldn't do that. He had the chicken, he had the rub, he had the herbs and spices, he had the rotisserie. But like a hungry child, he'd keep opening the rotisserie time and again to see if it was done, not realizing that he was putting off how much longer it would take to actually cook every time that he did it. And then less than halfway through, he just got mad and threw the whole thing away and made pizza instead. Badly.
Am I saying that Ron Popeil would make a better GM than Milbury? Well, I doubt Popeil could have acquired the staggering amount of top-level assets that Milbury did, but I also doubt that he would have been so impatient as to squander them all before any part of it could come to fruition.