GDT: Round 1 - Game 5 - Colorado Avalanche @ Winnipeg Jets - Tuesday, April 30th, 2024 - 8:30pm CDT - CBC/Sportsnet West - CJOB/Power 97

[Dr Amazing]

The Jets keeping Hellebuyck in net ? that would be a smart thing to do should be a good game tonight.

 

[The Blue Baron]

This sucks man the Baron is still feeling awfully Blue. I’ve been up since 4am for various reasons. No way in hell I make it into the second period.

Canada can be one fecked up country. Defund the CBC and torch ShitNet.

 

[roccerfeller]

I got up this morning and decided, I'm not going to give up yet. It's F****** sports for christ sakes. You battle until the end and let the chips lay where they may. IMO you don't start pissing and moaning until it is done. Even then it is kind of annoying, but I get the "group therapy" thing.

I respect this King

 

[snowkiddin]

Can the mods let me know if I am allowed to make fun of that trolling Avs fan from the previous page or if that will result in a boo-boo?

Thanks.

 

[Fatdrunk]

Seven I believe.

Enough time to drive to Lowe Farm, pump out the cistern, wash the hogs, cut the grass, smoke the grass, set and peck for a while.


Sentient coelacanths..!!! WTF are we waiting for, call up Elon and get that fecking heavy lift rocket shyza in gear...

Sentient Coelacanths? they're probably communists

 

[Cotton Eye Joe]

Ron MacLean's voice sickens me.

 

[Buffdog]

So the game will end about 11:45 and I'm needing to be up by about 5. Hmmm. If we win this one, I may just stay up all night and sleep it off tomorrow.

I have to be up at 5:30 and that thought didn't even cross my mind lol

Best case scenario is I'm still up at 11:45 rejoicing a big momentum-shifting Jets win

Worst case scenario is I'm in bed at 10:30 because we're down a touchdown at the halfway point of the second period

 

[John Agar]

Sentient Coelacanths? they're probably communists

They are Astrologists...

Natural Pisces...

 

[Inanna]

I have to be up at 5:30 and that thought didn't even cross my mind lol

Best case scenario is I'm still up at 11:45 rejoicing a big momentum-shifting Jets win

Worst case scenario is I'm in bed at 10:30 because we're down a touchdown at the halfway point of the second period

I have an interview at 7 tomorrow morning and I'd like to present my best self. Of course, if the Jets win tonight I will totally lose my mind and possibly my voice and my hair will left to its own fate.

 

[macmaroon]

Last chance to get your guesses into the Prediction Contest...

 

[kanadalainen]

Sentient Coelacanths? they're probably communists

....forming pyramids by the poolside in their Dr. Scholls sandals, frightening the children, singing Torre molinos, Torre molinos

 

[jungles]

Update: Apples finish is just as bad on an empty net in warmup.

 

[ThinIce61]

Update: Apples finish is just as bad on an empty net in warmup.

I didn't even know he could speak Finnish.

 

[John Agar]

I didn't even know he could speak Finnish.

That is the Monolithic language of the Sawyers...

Not Finnish...

Meaningless gibberish...

 

[jungles]

I didn't even know he could speak Finnish.

He only speaks disappointment.

 

[Inanna]

Sure wish the foxing Leafs would just hurry up and lose already.

 

[John Agar]

....forming pyramids by the poolside in their Dr. Scholls sandals, frightening the children, singing Torre molinos, Torre molinos

Growing unruly beards...

Boffing Anglo groupies... producing Drama Teachers...

Wanting to "Suck da poi'oson"...

Like in Woody Allen's movie Bananas...

 

[ThinIce61]

He only speaks disappointment.

He only speaks disappointment.

He does it very fluently. Maybe he could sit on the Avs bench tonight and teach them how to be disappointing.

 

[Inanna]

I'm not sure some of you guys have the right attitude going into this game....

 

[Ponds]

Listening to Wake Up by Mad Season for my pre game visualization. Beautiful song, beautiful album, Layne Staley.. what a voice.

What can I say? I still believe. This night could be a legendary turning point in Winnipeg Jets history.

Let's go boys

 

[DharmaBum]

Let's Go Boys. Take this back to Colorado!!!

 

[Hobble]

GO JETS GO

 

[Buffdog]

I have an interview at 7 tomorrow morning and I'd like to present my best self. Of course, if the Jets win tonight I will totally lose my mind and possibly my voice and my hair will left to its own fate.

Best of luck on your interview tomorrow... I'm sure you'll crush it. If you need a reference, you can tell them about that guy who calls himself "Buffdog" on anonymous internet hockey forum lol

I know it's off topic, but I'll probably forget later as we're all celebrating the big win

 

[Lomac]

lineup doesn't look very Bones like, maybe Chevy made them lol

 

[Inanna]

lineup doesn't look very Bones like, maybe Chevy made them lol

Depending on which tinfoil theorist you listen to, there's a battle going between coach and GM as to who should be starting. Tonight's lineup, according to the Loud Lunchtime Mansplainer, is courtesy of the GM.

Speaking of needing things explained to me, if the Leaf's Last Stand goes into overtime, do they delay our puckdrop?