Rookie Tournament Thread (Sept 14th-20th, Buffalo, NY)

[Scriptor]

He gained weight this summer but he reminds me of me at that age, hard to put on weight no matter what you eat.

I was going to the gym and drinking those massive protein shakes with thousands of calories and 30 grams of protein. Eating 2 big macs after each hockey game.

Now I'm old and gain weight from thinking about a big Mac.

Damn you! I just gained weight hearing about you thinking about a Big Mac...

Think about liposuction, you never know.

If it was that easy...

 

[Paddy17]

He gained weight this summer but he reminds me of me at that age, hard to put on weight no matter what you eat.

I was going to the gym and drinking those massive protein shakes with thousands of calories and 30 grams of protein. Eating 2 big macs after each hockey game.

Now I'm old and gain weight from thinking about a big Mac.

Now I feel like going to get a Big Mac.
Mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Pompeius Magnus]

He gained weight this summer but he reminds me of me at that age, hard to put on weight no matter what you eat.

I was going to the gym and drinking those massive protein shakes with thousands of calories and 30 grams of protein. Eating 2 big macs after each hockey game.

Now I'm old and gain weight from thinking about a big Mac.

Heck, at that age, I used to go out all night, come back home and eat an entire pizza by myself before going to bed and wake up just fine the next morning. I'm pretty sure that would literally kill me if I tried it now, like for real dead I really miss having such a good metabolism.