GDT: RONGO TONGO @ STORM OF BONGO AKA GAME 1 NYR @ CAR

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Is it the schnikes, sicks, cellys, lineys, and chicken parm for you too?

I hate them all equally.


Oh, and beat they ass, amen.

 

[Chrispy]

Is it the schnikes, sicks, cellys, lineys, and chicken parm for you too?

Now that you mention it, the whole broadcast does sound like that DraftKings commercial.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Is it the schnikes, sicks, cellys, lineys, and chicken parm for you too?

Yes. It's the shlock, combined with the fact that they're just not very good at announcing hockey games.

I am also particularly sick of John Buccigross. The years have not treated his schtick well.

 

[Wolfpuck]

ESPN has been dumpster juice for years. I miss the late 90s/early 2000s ESPN.

*old man yells at cloud

 

[HisIceness]

Just f***ing win please.

Also stay out of the penalty box.

But yeah, f***ing win. f***ing do it.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I am also particularly sick of John Buccigross. The years have not treated his schtick well.

When SportsCenter dedicated a minute and a half a week to hockey, having Bucci do his little shtick to let us know he was a "real one" who liked hockey and just wasn't allowed to talk about it as much as he liked was fine.

Realizing later that it's actually the only way he knows how to communicate is a bit disappointing. It's almost as if he's going out there specifically to do a caricature of himself. It's like if I met Steve Carrell at a dinner party in real life and was trying to ask him real questions to get to know him and he just kept repeating "that's what she said" jokes over and over in an attempt to mimic human interaction.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

When SportsCenter dedicated a minute and a half a week to hockey, having Bucci do his little shtick to let us know he was a "real one" who liked hockey and just wasn't allowed to talk about it as much as he liked was fine.

Realizing later that it's actually the only way he knows how to communicate is a bit disappointing. It's almost as if he's going out there specifically to do a caricature of himself. It's like if I met Steve Carrell at a dinner party in real life and was trying to ask him real questions to get to know him and he just kept repeating "that's what she said" jokes over and over in an attempt to mimic human interaction.

Exactly, *exactly* this.

 

[raynman]

Yes. It's the shlock, combined with the fact that they're just not very good at announcing hockey games.

I am also particularly sick of John Buccigross. The years have not treated his schtick well.

I haven’t seen too many espn broadcasts because of Buccigross. His play by play is f***ing terrible and he acts like one of those weirdos who pretends to be young so they can sneak back into school and be bros with all the athletes. Plus chicken parm is kinda grossly overrated. I actually don’t mind the trio on the call tonight, especially Ray Ferraro. One of my dream trios is Forslund and Daryl Reaugh with Ferraro between the benches.

When SportsCenter dedicated a minute and a half a week to hockey, having Bucci do his little shtick to let us know he was a "real one" who liked hockey and just wasn't allowed to talk about it as much as he liked was fine.

Realizing later that it's actually the only way he knows how to communicate is a bit disappointing. It's almost as if he's going out there specifically to do a caricature of himself. It's like if I met Steve Carrell at a dinner party in real life and was trying to ask him real questions to get to know him and he just kept repeating "that's what she said" jokes over and over in an attempt to mimic human interaction.

I’m not gonna lie, if Steve Carrell threw in one “that’s what she said” at the end of the night I’d die happy in that situation.

 

[Tryamw]

ESPN has been dumpster juice for years. I miss the late 90s/early 2000s ESPN.

*old man yells at cloud

Hey Old Man!. I can relate (Also an old man)

 

[Summer Rose]

I do not consider the Rangers to be evil like the Bruins. I need a new verb other than "vanquish" to describe what to do with them.

How about taking out the trash? I'm not sure that works though, because I want the verb to stand by itself. Saying "Vanquish!" alone had a nice ring to it against the Bruins.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I do not consider the Rangers to be evil like the Bruins. I need a new verb other than "vanquish" to describe what to do with them.

How about taking out the trash? I'm not sure that works though, because I want the verb to stand by itself. Saying "Vanquish!" alone had a nice ring to it against the Bruins.

CONQUER

 

[WreckingCrew]

I do not consider the Rangers to be evil like the Bruins. I need a new verb other than "vanquish" to describe what to do with them.

How about taking out the trash? I'm not sure that works though, because I want the verb to stand by itself. Saying "Vanquish!" alone had a nice ring to it against the Bruins.

Take your pick

 

[Unhinged Finn]

CONQUER

C&C Red Alert - Andrei's Revenge

 

[Summer Rose]

CONQUER

Take your pick

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I think "conquer" is the way to go here. Suggested by Surrounded by Ahos and the top suggested synonym for vanquish.

Conquer the Rangers!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

Who else has a playoff beard?

Or a playoff ‘stache like Turbo?

 

[Summer Rose]

Who else has a playoff beard?

Or a playoff ‘stache like Turbo?

I shaved my legs yesterday in the shower.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

im going 36 years strong of not shaving my legs. Does that count?

 

[Summer Rose]

im going 36 years strong of not shaving my legs. Does that count?

Smooth legs are really nice though. Feels nice to wear tights with them, along with a skirt and blouse. That's my usual manner of dress.

 

[MinJaBen]

ESPN has been dumpster juice for years. I miss the late 90s/early 2000s ESPN.

*old man yells at cloud

That's actually a decade past when they were great. Late 80's and early 90's was fantastic, everything after was just an imitation of what they were doing then.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Who else has a playoff beard?

Or a playoff ‘stache like Turbo?

Black nail polish lol. The person at the nail place was like “do you always do black?” And I just said “I’m in a black kind of mood”.

#LetsGoCanes

 

[Stickpucker]

Take your pick

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sirMOUNT!!

 

[FoxysExpensiveNYDigs]

Any word on Freddie Anderson?

 

[Stickpucker]

Smooth legs are really nice though. Feels nice to wear tights with them, along with a skirt and blouse. That's my usual manner of dress.

I think we all need a picture of @Gocanes0506 with shaved legs, a skirt, and a blouse!

Live look in at the Canes:

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

Any word on Freddie Anderson?