A Buffal Ode
We come to HF Boards at first to get our Sabres news,
To learn about some prospects and exchange our hockey views,
In time, it grows to fill a role in all our daily lives,
Much to the consternation of our patient wives.
Sometimes the topics veer off course, like R. O’Reilly’s car,
Or threads just get ignored, like Casey’s chin-up bar,
Discussions can get heated, like who should wear the C,
Or when we all feign expertise on spinal surgery.
In times like this we need someone to deftly steer the ship,
With gentle redirection or tension-breaking quip,
Perhaps we need a silly thread to help to break us out,
Of funks brought on by losing streak or record playoff drought.
I’m sure we all recall a time like this not long ago,
Each day, it seemed, the Sabres found themselves a lower low,
A thread debating preferences of Buffaslugs or Goats,
Would find genteel and civil posters at each others’ throats.
And when the only recourse seemed to burn my Grosek sweater,
A thread appeared, entitled simply, “We Can Do Better”,
The sixteen pages that ensued were funny and sublime,
Without a doubt this thread would win my favorite of all time.
This thread was emblematic of the wit of Buffaloed,
Whose posts stood out as landmarks all along the HF road,
And while I never met the man, the news of his demise,
So tragically and way too soon, brought teardrops to my eyes.
If there’s one thing, perhaps, we posters all should strive to be,
It’s thoughtful and considerate: part of his legacy,
In deference to Buffaloed, I’ll post without regret,
Through chosen words and well-planned phrase, I promise we’ll do bett.
RIP Buffaloed. We‘re better for having known you.