Whenever they decided that this is what they were doing last night, Dwayne just did too much of the thinking when he got to the ring. He kept repeating himself, doing so verbatim. He talked in circles. He did what I do when I’m on a phone with a customer starting a service call. He was once the corporate champion, so it’s like, “I already did this 28 years ago, I’ll just pretend that I’m Vince now” and just relied on acting and improv to get him there and just didn’t work.
And Cody with these stupid looks on his face didn’t help matters. He went back and forth between looking like he was going to cry and looking like he’s being forced to ingest someone’s farts.