Speculation: Rangers players shaving their heads bald

[EdJovanovski]

Are we sending them all to military boot camp before training camp? (Not a bad idea) or is this their way of luring Hynes to accept our job offer?

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[The Gloaming]

Maybe it's a cancer solidarity thing for someone they all know.

The less time these fashionistas spend on their hair, the better.

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

Panarin is probably legit, Fox is clearly photoshopped

Some of you are so gullible

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Are we sending them all to military boot camp before training camp? (Not a bad idea) or is this their way of luring Hynes to accept our job offer?

Panarin looks like he just got a lobotomy and will be spending the rest of his life in a padded room

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

Dog days....

All fake

 

[TopShelfSnipes]

Perhaps Mark Ciaccio told them it will make them lighter, more aerodynamic on the ice, and therefore faster.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Panarin looks like he just got a lobotomy and will be spending the rest of his life in a padded room

Maybe we can LTIR him now?

 

[Kane One]

Maybe it's a cancer solidarity thing for someone they all know.

The less time these fashionistas spend on their hair, the better.

Or just solidarity with my baldness

 

[Kocur26]

Are we sending them all to military boot camp before training camp? (Not a bad idea) or is this their way of luring Hynes to accept our job offer?

Both look woefully soft and out of pro athlete shape - If they were ever in it …

 

[Leonardo87]

You can tell the off-season is upon us. lol.

 

[will1066]

Do one for Mika

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

Or put hair on Mess

 

[Jauffre]

Panarin with the Pettersson mega-mind look.

 

[Kane One]

You can tell the off-season is upon us. lol.

Let’s just have the Boardy’s already. @Machinehead pls I’m so bored, especially with this cringe Reddit protest

 

[Leonardo87]

Let’s just have the Boardy’s already. @Machinehead pls I’m so bored

Yeah, sounds good to me.

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Yeah, sounds good to me.

What are the categories for that again?

Funniest? Angriest? Tin foiliest?

 

[Leonardo87]

What are the categories for that again?

Funniest? Angriest? Tin foiliest?

I forgot, I know there is Funniest, Angriest, Most informative, a Rookie one, long tenured, and etc.

 

[NickyFotiu]

Or put hair on Mess

Im so old I remember when Mess had hair.

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Im so old I remember when Mess had hair.

It was never good. Thankfully, he looks fine bald.

 

[NickyFotiu]

It was never good. Thankfully, he looks fine bald.

Lookes a little like Taylor Hall. I clipper cut mine now. Its easy and I like the feel of it.

 

[Cmox]

It was never good. Thankfully, he looks fine bald.

I think the unibrow made it worse. He looks like Lockjaw.

 

[gabevh3]

Panarin is probably legit, Fox is clearly photoshopped

Some of you are so gullible

I think both are fake

 

[FIRE DRURY]

Good thread Jova. Panarin’s is legit. And I’m loving his reasoning for it.

Rangers hockey player Panarin shaved his head to scare off the "forces of evil". Photo - Athletistic

Artemi Panarin's new haircut has him looking like Mr. Clean.

120p season incoming

 

[EdJovanovski]

 

[NYRFANMANI]

You're all joking right? I bet my f***ing fandom he did not shave his f***ing head. No one on the team did.

And your source people? These articles we're pulled straight out of an ass.

This is prolly part 17 of the summer troll job Drury is putting us through.

"Hey guys, Im bored, wanna make the board meltdown again? Use this app and ..."

f***ing sheep.