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Kupo said:
Good thread Jova. Panarin’s is legit. And I’m loving his reasoning for it.

Rangers hockey player Panarin shaved his head to scare off the "forces of evil". Photo - Athletistic

Artemi Panarin's new haircut has him looking like Mr. Clean.

120p season incoming
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I respect his reasoning if true. Shows he at least cares. Mika should do it next. Time for him to enter his adult phase like deGrom did when he shaved his cocker spaniel hair before winning back to back cy youngs
 
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Kupo said:
Artemi Panarin's new haircut has him looking like Mr. Clean.
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Mr. Proper*

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Derpity Derp Derp 🤡

NYRFANMANI said:
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You're all joking right? I bet my f***ing fandom he did not shave his f***ing head. No one on the team did.

And your source people? These articles we're pulled straight out of an ass. Pathetic the Sun or Fox news level like reporting and gullibleness. Sorry, even worse than that.

This is prolly part 17 of the summer troll job Drury is putting us through.

"Hey guys, Im bored, wanna make the board meltdown again? Use this app Derpity Derp Derp
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NYRFANMANI said:
You're all joking right? I bet my f***ing fandom he did not shave his f***ing head. No one on the team did.

And your source people? These articles we're pulled straight out of an ass. Pathetic the Sun or Fox news level like reporting and gullibleness. Sorry, even worse than that.

This is prolly part 17 of the summer troll job Drury is putting us through.

"Hey guys, Im bored, wanna make the board meltdown again? Use this app and ..."

f***ing sheep.
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Panarin’s cut is real, it’s all over twitter and social media. The other players like Fox are just a joke.

Also, nothing wrong with this place having a little fun. Could use the break from the negative crap.
 
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Panarin actually looks kinda menacing now lol, doesn’t look as bad as I would’ve thought. Though I did love his hair and how it stuck out of his helmet.

I’m curious what @GoAwayPanarin thinks, his reasoning behind this does show more accountability than Mika enjoying his DJ’ing at festivals. I’ve never heard of a player shaving their head as punishment for their bad play and saying his hair contained the evil of his bad chapter in his career lmao
 
EdJovanovski said:
Panarin actually looks kinda menacing now lol, doesn’t look as bad as I would’ve thought. Though I did love his hair and how it stuck out of his helmet.

I’m curious what @GoAwayPanarin thinks, his reasoning behind this does show more accountability than Mika enjoying his DJ’ing at festivals. I’ve never heard of a player shaving their head as punishment for their bad play and saying his hair contained the evil of his bad chapter in his career lmao
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It doesn't mean shit if it doesn't result in anything. Shaving your head isn't that big of a deal, hair grows back pretty quickly.

At least Mika has performed in the playoffs as a Ranger. Its the only reason he gets a pass from me for this past run (that and he was clearly playing through a hand injury.)
 
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My bald buddy just texted me about Panarin:

It's just like his talent, receding.
 
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