OT: Raise the Jolly Roger: New season of plundering begins

[metalan2]

Lol Rowdy

 

[ChaosAgent]

I don't think we have ever had a player worse than 2024 Rowdy.

 

[WickedWrister]

It's reaching Matt Canada levels of hate for Rowdy lol...maybe not that much but it's getting there.

 

[Empoleon8771]

A dick high heater down the middle with Gonzales on 3rd and Rowdy just stares at it.

I still don't think Rowdy makes it to June on this team, but it's infuriating in the meantime that he's still playing.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Skenes actually looks mortal today.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Skenes can’t miss bats today. And these guys are all pretty low average hitters.

 

[ImporterExporter]

I'd love to punch Andy Haines and Shelton in the face for their hitting philosophy of watching strikes right down the middle with runners on base....

 

[ImporterExporter]

bases loaded 1 out for Rowdy.....here we go with pro hitting exploits.

yeah, a weak fly out....bum

 

[Empoleon8771]

Bart! Grand slam!

Makes up for Tellez being awful.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Rowdy sucks
El Barto El kabongs a granny.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Bart has been a hell of a pickup.

 

[WickedWrister]

BART!!!!!!!!

 

[ImporterExporter]

If Rowdy is on this team tomorrow....thank God for Bart. What a pick up.

 

[WickedWrister]

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I'm not saying it's aliens, but I'm also at the same time not not saying it's aliens.

 

[WickedWrister]

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Rowdy Tellez makes Paul Skenes' mustache cry.

 

[ImporterExporter]

Shelton and Haines ruin another potential superstar hitter (Cruz)

 

[Pens1566]

Cruz's ABs today have looked like utter dog shit.

 

[Empoleon8771]

I've seen enough from Bart that I want him and Endy as their catchers long-term. It also helps that Bart seems to be catching both Keller and Skenes really well.

Also I didn't see this mentioned:



I'm actually shocked they sent Suwinski to AAA.

 

[ImporterExporter]

6 innings, 1 run, can't argue with that. Didn't miss the bats today but he got a lot of weak contact on the ground.

Now we pray the bullpen doesn't give it all back.

 

[metalan2]

Here comes the bullpen.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Nice Reynolds gets the run back that the bullpen gave up.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Bullpen?
More like bullshit.

 

[WickedWrister]