Postseason avatar ideas

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Like random statues with player names on them?
I assumed someone with photoshop skills could add a filter to make the actual players look bronze or stone.

But I suck with photoshop and not sure how much of an endeavor that is
 
Like random statues with player names on them?
How about the statues be for mundane achievements?

Iafallo for scoring two goals last night or for the amount of vowels in his last name
Durzi for a single successful defensive read
Kempe for his hair
Fiala for not joining a game when he moved to LA
Edler for not dying on the ice
Roy for scoring 9 goals
JAD for the hypen
Walker for not getting his by a meteor



We should also make it an animated .gif and have Oprah saying you get a statue, EVERYONE GETS A STATUE!!

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Yeah...if someone has the photoshop skills to take a normal picture of a Kings player and make it look like a statue in front of the arena, you can then have a good amount of fun. Something like:

Frame 1 - Picture of Brown statue with 2022 playoff logo somewhere...maybe the theme is "Everyone Gets a Statue".
Frame 2 - Normal picture of player (let's say it is Danault) with something dumb like "54.1 FO %"
Frame 3 - That picture is turned into a statue...text with something like "Statue Worthy".

You can have stuff like "Byfield - 13:56 ATOI" or Matt Roy's blocked shot totals. Samuel Fagemo - 40% Shooting %.

Just spit balling. I'm an idea guy which means someone else do all of the work on this because I don't know the first thing about how to make these.

How about the statues be for mundane achievements?

Iafallo for scoring two goals last night or for the amount of vowels in his last name
Durzi for a single successful defensive read
Kempe for his hair
Fiala for not joining a game when he moved to LA
Edler for not dying on the ice
Roy for scoring 9 goals
JAD for the hypen
Walker for not getting his by a meteor



We should also make it an animated .gif and have Oprah saying you get a statue, EVERYONE GETS A STATUE!!

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Yeah...if someone has the photoshop skills to take a normal picture of a Kings player and make it look like a statue in front of the arena, you can then have a good amount of fun. Something like:

Frame 1 - Picture of Brown statue with 2022 playoff logo somewhere...maybe the theme is "Everyone Gets a Statue".
Frame 2 - Normal picture of player (let's say it is Danault) with something dumb like "54.1 FO %"
Frame 3 - That picture is turned into a statue...text with something like "Statue Worthy".

You can have stuff like "Byfield - 13:56 ATOI" or Matt Roy's blocked shot totals. Samuel Fagemo - 40% Shooting %.

Just spit balling. I'm an idea guy which means someone else do all of the work on this because I don't know the first thing about how to make these.
You sweet bastard you hahaha. I should of clicked on "there are new messages would you like to view them" before hitting the post reply button.
 
I assumed someone with photoshop skills could add a filter to make the actual players look bronze or stone.

But I suck with photoshop and not sure how much of an endeavor that is
I think it’s doable but I like the idea of using random statues considering how bad browns is in person lol
 
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Yeah...if someone has the photoshop skills to take a normal picture of a Kings player and make it look like a statue in front of the arena, you can then have a good amount of fun. Something like:

Frame 1 - Picture of Brown statue with 2022 playoff logo somewhere...maybe the theme is "Everyone Gets a Statue".
Frame 2 - Normal picture of player (let's say it is Danault) with something dumb like "54.1 FO %"
Frame 3 - That picture is turned into a statue...text with something like "Statue Worthy".

You can have stuff like "Byfield - 13:56 ATOI" or Matt Roy's blocked shot totals. Samuel Fagemo - 40% Shooting %.

Just spit balling. I'm an idea guy which means someone else do all of the work on this because I don't know the first thing about how to make these.




You sweet bastard you hahaha. I should of clicked on "there are new messages would you like to view them" before hitting the post reply button.
great minds...!
 
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How about the statues be for mundane achievements?

Iafallo for scoring two goals last night or for the amount of vowels in his last name
Durzi for a single successful defensive read
Kempe for his hair
Fiala for not joining a game when he moved to LA
Edler for not dying on the ice
Roy for scoring 9 goals
JAD for the hypen
Walker for not getting his by a meteor

Because it's the Cup STATUE

Vilardi: played over half a season
Byfield: would go 1st (round) in a redraft
Moore: Local hero
Lizotte: NHL's best crash test dummy

that could be a whole another joke

Danault
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Kopitar
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Fiala
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Lizotte could be a garden gnome
statue of frankenberry for kopitar
 
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I like the idea of it being more important to play for a statue than a cup.

How about a koala hanging from Shaq’s leg?
 
Could probably go with some theme of "Player X better than Kings Player A?"

Like Toews being a top 100 player over Kopitar

Karlsson vs Doughty
Stutzle vs Byfield
Didn't some Habs fans say they wouldn't trade Gallagher for Vilardi early in the season?

Basically juxtapose several players who fans think have a better contemporary/peer but the Kings make the playoffs instead of the "superior" players

Not to derail the thread but Ryan Whitney said the Kings don't have a top 50 player in the league. I like Chiclets but both if those guys can be complete dimwits at times.

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Maybe I am stating an obvious one, but what about a King themed avatar.
Sometimes simple is best

King Tut
King HenryVIII
Lebron if you are a basketball lovin' ****
King James bible for the religious folk
King Taco
Paul The King of Big Screens
King of the Hill
I am the King of the World! (One could use Titanic or Michael Scott!!)
I am the Lizard King
Sofa King
King Kong
The Lion King (too bad Liewieke is no longer with the franchise, being he would be the perfect Lyin' King :laugh:

and 100s of songs
It's good to be King
The King of wishful thinking
King of Pain (this would be awesome if we had an enforcer)
Can i get one of TI? #KingoftheSouth
 
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What was Brown's statue motto, forever a king or something like that?

Forever a King...Mikey Anderson...128 blocked shots
 
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I remember some other team did king portraits a few years ago - or maybe a decade ago - (and I don't remember why). I like the statues or the "fake" thing.

But I think statues are the best, and Lt. Dan already gave us a sampling of some of the great places we can go (I mean, Chet from Weird Science?). Also, I don't normally troll the main board, but I couldn't resist with that statue thread - so it speaks to me.
 
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