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[LaP]

I was going to post in here but then people started to talk about bidet and i was like ...

Just kidding i love you all ...

 

[OldCraig71]

lol an actual bidet. It took me awhile to figure out how to adjust the water pressure properly.

If it comes out the other end there is too much pressure. I wouldn't want you to be tasting those carrots the second time around b'y.

 

[Habs10Habs]

If it comes out the other end there is too much pressure. I wouldn't want you to be tasting those carrots the second time around b'y.

Haha...I have surprisingly quick reflexes for an old guy. When the force of the water hit. I was off the bidet, within seconds lol

 

[OldCraig71]

Haha...I have surprisingly quick reflexes for an old guy. When the force of the water hit. I was off the bidet, within seconds lol

OMG, I have typed out a dozen responses and deleted all of them lol.

 

[Habs10Habs]

OMG, I have typed out a dozen responses and deleted all of them lol.

Lol I actually had to tone my previous post down. I didn't feel like getting banned today

 

[LaP]

Haha...I have surprisingly quick reflexes for an old guy. When the force of the water hit. I was off the bidet, within seconds lol

This was before or after you had a taste of that sublime chocolate ice cream?

 

[Habs10Habs]

This was before or after you had a taste of that sublime chocolate ice cream?

Now you're gonna get me banned for sure lol

 

[sheed36]

lol an actual bidet. It took me awhile to figure out how to adjust the water pressure properly.

Reminds me of this Ron White skit talking about his experience with hi-tech hotel toilets during the last minute of this video.

 

[HuGo Sham]

I'm happy to read that many of your asses ( } ) are having refreshing and cleansing experiences this summer

 

[Habs]

You are all pretty good people and I'd happily share a beer with you and watch a game any time the chance was there. I have gripes with the way things are being censored here, but the userbase is pretty great.

Except @OldCraig71 , that guy is sus

 

[ZUKI]

We do this every year and I still hate all of you for not inducting me in the HOF five years ago.

Biggest snub

«5 years ago? i suppose that you mean « for the last five years… »

 

[ZUKI]

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[waitin425]

lol an actual bidet. It took me awhile to figure out how to adjust the water pressure properly.

Incredible. Ive always wanted to take one for a rip.

 

[the]

Well...this thread has gone down the toilet.

 

[SOLR]

Well...this thread has gone down the toilet.

If its a japanese toilet, at least we'll get a massage.

Another good joke @the

 

[ReHabs]

Can’t live without a bidet. It’s unfathomable.

 

[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

We are talking about toilets
here's my chance to join this thread

 

[CanadienShark]

I'm in Thailand now, so those are called "bum guns" here.

 

[Twisted Sinister]

I was going to post in here but then people started to talk about bidet and i was like ...

Just kidding i love you all ...

 

[SOLR]

Can’t live without a bidet. It’s unfathomable.

A japanese bidet with minty mist(tm)

We are talking about toilets
here's my chance to join this thread

You always join at the right time!

 

[Lshap]

What the hell am I reading?

*Blinks*... *shakes head*... nope, it's still there.

Kindly get your head out of your ass and return to something more wholesome, like porn. (Kidding... please don't)

 

[SOLR]

What the hell am I reading?

*Blinks*... *shakes head*... nope, it's still there.

Kindly get your head out of your ass and return to something more wholesome, like porn. (Kidding... please don't)

Well...you want wholesome, I got one for you:

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

 

[Lshap]

Well...you want wholesome, I got one for you:

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

You're fired.

 

[SOLR]

You're fired.

I should be, back to the toilet.

 

[OldCraig71]

You are all pretty good people and I'd happily share a beer with you and watch a game any time the chance was there. I have gripes with the way things are being censored here, but the userbase is pretty great.

Except @OldCraig71 , that guy is sus

"giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest; suspicious". Yup, I'd say that description fits.