Players who Are Low Key Cooked

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

Tarasenko has been really, really bad in Detroit.

 

[acor]

Most of the anwers are either players who were talked about a lot, or those whose decline was totally expected... I thought I will see some really low key names.

 

[Nikolajs Sillers]

All Star Z. Girgensons.

Ok, here’s a dude you probably didn’t know was still in the league-

Zemgus Girgensons has 0 goals and 2 assists in 46 games played. Shame, I was hoping he’d be a super quiet 1000 game guy, but gotta think he’s done after this.

Maybe he can reach them. Signed with Bolts for three years.

 

[Reality Czech]

I have Matt Tkachuk on my fantasy team and he's single handedly losing me weeks so him.

Panthers are probably just in autopilot mode till the playoffs get closer. I highly doubt he's "cooked"

 

[FlappyGiraffe]

Mittelstadt

 

[LaineBOOM]

Most of the anwers are either players who were talked about a lot, or those whose decline was totally expected... I thought I will see some really low key names.

Whenever anyone calls an actual low key cooked guy as such, an army of the low key cooked guy's supporters come in and starts kicking the shit out of the whistleblower. Its just not worth it.

Let me show what I mean (and this is my actual opinion):
- I think Slafkovsky is low key cooked. No amount of "he is only 19, he is 6'5 230 lbs, he is just adjusting" will save him from becoming actual cooked turkey.

 

[AD1066]

Matt Tkachuk, two years from now. Heavy style of play, not particularly fast, and took a beating during those deep playoff runs. His production is still respectable, but he doesn't have the same visual impact when watching, and I expect him to fall off pretty sharply in his 30s.

 

[geebster]

Demko isnt lowkey, went from a Vezina nominee to the Nucks being dead last in team save percent. Stat watchers have no confusion where Demko is at. Hope he turns it around though

 

[yeaher]

Matt Tkachuk, two years from now. Heavy style of play, not particularly fast, and took a beating during those deep playoff runs. His production is still respectable, but he doesn't have the same visual impact when watching, and I expect him to fall off pretty sharply in his 30s.

He's post Cup after two big runs, he's probably not putting in as much effort as previous years, it'll be interesting though. Everything you say is true, but his dad played the same way until he was 38. And although Matt might not be as a high end a goalscorer as Keith, he is an infinitely better all around players.

 

[featherhawk]

Brent Burns has fallen off hard this season, which sucks because he has a legit shot at the ironman record.

picked it up of late though...

 

[dgibb10]

Brenden Dillon

 

[Kegs]

Charlie coyle sadly

 

[Il Stugotz]

Viktor Arvidsson

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Viktor Arvidsson

Bruh I was so excited for him and Skinner joining that offense and.. nothing. I could see a dude like Viktor losing his whole game once he loses .1% of a step, unfortunately.

Also- Vlad Tarasenko is no longer low key cooked, it’s high key, no cap. No rizz to his game, totally Ohio how he’s fallen off, there’s a thread and everything. (I hate what I did here. No cap.)

 

[Rick Rocket]

Perry def looks like he's been in a fire

 

[Eegs]

Gallagher.

Correct, especially after about 15 seconds into his shift

 

[eXile3]

Matt Tkachuk, two years from now. Heavy style of play, not particularly fast, and took a beating during those deep playoff runs. His production is still respectable, but he doesn't have the same visual impact when watching, and I expect him to fall off pretty sharply in his 30s.

I’ve always kind of thought his career would go that way. He can’t afford to lose a step that player usually do in their 30s.

 

[JabbaJabba]

Killorn despite his points is not very good anymore.

 

[krutovsdonut]

Perry def looks like he's been in a fire

perry looks like a linesman out there. mostly keeps up with the play and watches and tries to stay out of the way but the puck sometimes hits him anyway. very active after whistles and when there are scrimmages.

 

[Crow]

Josh andersen

One of those contracts where everyone thought it was stupid and they were right. He’s really no worse than ever though from a production standpoint. I don’t watch him enough to say more than that.

 

[Daishi]

Demko is high key cooked after his countless surgeries

I was literally laughed out of the threads when I said Lankinen took the deal in Vancouver because he knew he had a legit shot at being number one there. Now how about them apples.

 

[Avs2022]

Josh Manson

I don't believe he'll suddenly become an asset during the playoffs again.

Yeah, but he's the only big body on D on the Av's and literally the only defenseman that can make a big hit on the team. I'm not counting Middleton who is 6'5" since he can't make a hit. But is a big body.

 

[Jetcetera]

Logan Stanley is not an nhl defenseman

 

[Rick Rocket]

perry looks like a linesman out there. mostly keeps up with the play and watches and tries to stay out of the way but the puck sometimes hits him anyway. very active after whistles and when there are scrimmages.

I mean his physical appearance

 

[Breakers]

Brett pesce is BBQ fried chicken cooked