. . . Next day like clockwork, LeBlanc is out demanding the press to "Be concerned about the local gov't of Glendale".
Yeah, which is why a lot of us are looking forward to the new ownership group headed by Alice Cooper. Speaking of which, online this morning . . .
AZ Central sat down with new Coyotes owner and NHL governor Alice Cooper. "Welcome, Mr. Cooper."
AC: Great.
azc: So how did you come to be the owner of the Coyotes?
AC: Well, they tell me I was on Bettman's Rolodex. Dude calls me one morning, suddenly it's, like, Telephone is Ringing! I look up and I can't believe how early he's calling - it's like 11:30! Let a guy get some rest. So I groan into the phone, "call me back at 4:00." He says he's coming to Phoenix and would like to meet with me.
azc: Did you meet him here in Phoenix, then?
AC: Yeah, I told him he could find me at the Bikini Bar down on Grand. Dude comes in there all suit-and-tie. Most uptight guy I've ever seen. Dude needs to smash a Stratocaster or two against a wall, release some tension!
azc: OK, so what did Mr. Bettman tell you?
AC: Oh, he said I needed to know there were some arena problems. Hey, I told him, been there - like that concert in Philly in '76 when the police wouldn't let us leave the arena! Nothing I haven't dealt with before!
azc: So you bought the club, but the league is balking at your plans to rename the team the Phoenix Feed-My-Frankensteins?
AC: Yeah, said they want to cash the checks first, then we can talk about that.
azc: So what other changes do you plan for the Coyotes?
AC: Oh, yeah. Well, first off, Welcome to My Nightmare as our new goal song. But that won't be the only music. We're going to hang a floating concert stage from the rafters and put on a full concert above the ice during the games! And we're going to have a horror-themed team website!
azc: Well, you know, Mr. Cooper, the league gets to run the websites - there was a court case about that. And they get a say about the goal songs, too. They could assign you some sing-songy kids' song like in New York and Chicago - you'll be hoping to God your team never scores a goal!
AC: I didn't know it was that bad.
azc: Oh, yeah, and the debt is going to be unbelievable.
AC: No, I got a deal with my purchase price of $500.000.001. No debt!
azc: No, Mr. Cooper, you paid for all the old debt; all of the new debt that accrues is yours.
AC: No way!!
azc: What changes do you plan for the team itself?
AC: None. They're a young team. They're 18 and I Like It!
azc: Well, I can see you're very enthusiastic about this new gig - even coming to an interview in that goalie mask!
AC: What goalie mask, dude? That's my makeup!!