Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wooooof

 

[DancingPanther]

This guy is gonna wipe Trae with a slider and they won't score

Oh fascinating, he wiped Trae with a slider. Have a seat

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Offense comes up short again.

 

[DancingPanther]

Hey look they didn't score

I've been told this is a good team

 

[Rebels57]

I genuinely hate Turner. Would gladly trade him in a Ohtani deal even if he's a rental.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hey look they didn't score

I've been told this is a good team

Sir, you’ve been told this is a .500 team.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I genuinely hate Turner. Would gladly trade him in a Ohtani deal even if he's a rental.

Relax, Joe Giglio.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Here comes Marte to put a bow on this game.

 

[DancingPanther]

Give me a break

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Here comes Marte to put a bow on this game.

Why is this guy still on the roster?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Why is this guy still on the roster?

He’s Thomson’s pet.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

On to tomorrow.

 

[Rebels57]

Relax, Joe Giglio.

He's a mutt. Ohtani trade might be our get out of jail free card with that contract.

 

[DancingPanther]

These guys stink

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He's a mutt. Ohtani trade might be our get out of jail free card with that contract.

The Angels would laugh at that.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I would like to file a class action lawsuit against Major League Baseball and the sports books for these scoring decisions.

These aren’t hits.

 

[Rebels57]

The Angels would laugh at that.

Maybe to SD for Soto?

Either way they gotta get him gone. Hes not a good fit here and well, he's flat out terrible so far.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Did they just say the Guardians have 26 games with 10+ hits since the 30th of June?

Look, I’m no math wiz but that math ain’t mathing.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The Marte decision looms big now.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Maybe to SD for Soto?

Either way they gotta get him gone. Hes not a good fit here and well, he's flat out terrible so far.

Soto will want to come here because Turner is here.

They don’t need him gone. Take a deep breath.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Marte decision looms big now.

Don’t worry, Bellatti is coming in.

 

[DancingPanther]

Lol

 

[Rebels57]

Soto will want to come here because Turner is here.

They don’t need him gone. Take a deep breath.

Hes a 30 year old fraud signed for 10 more years at almost $30 per. They definitely need him gone. He cares more about his hair than pitch recognition.

*Auto-merge*

Is Stott the Phillies MVP right now?

 

[Magua]

Hes a 30 year old fraud signed for 10 more years at almost $30 per. They definitely need him gone. He cares more about his hair than pitch recognition.

Turner will get you a game winning hit on your birthday. Believe!

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I don't see the problem. It's definitely a mental issue when it comes to Ben Davis. @DancingPanther people who don't tip are assholes of the highest order. People with legit money that do that? My hell goes to 11.