Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[wankstifier]

ERA in the year 2023. Imagine. My brother in Christ, he led the NL in FIP this year

Strider is a future problem. For now, we dance on our own, together!

Some would laugh at you for looking at FIP. Neither metric tells the full story.

 

[Taijuan Fedotov]

The Marlins have to spend some money if they want to swim with the big fish.

 

[Flybynite]

The Marlins have to spend some money if they want to swim with the big fish.

well they are swimming the fishes...

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Is that Def Leppard?

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Messaged the lady who bought my tickets for tonight saying she may be in the Stott picture.

She responds saying that during the game a ball was tossed out and the guy sitting in front of them caught it and I guess gave it to her son so they took a picture together just thinking it was some random guy.

It was Sean Couturier.

 

[Rebels57]

Messaged the lady who bought my tickets for tonight saying she may be in the Stott picture.

She responds saying that during the game a ball was tossed out and the guy sitting in front of them caught it and I guess gave it to her son so they took a picture together just thinking it was some random guy.

It was Sean Couturier.

So you could have been sitting behind Coots?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So you could have been sitting behind Coots?

Indeed.

 

[Flybynite]

So you could have been sitting behind Coots?

Talk about Coots dodging a bullet.

 

[DancingPanther]

Listen up Atlanta. If you guys don't take both games this weekend, look out because you're gonna have a bad time in Philly

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

Messaged the lady who bought my tickets for tonight saying she may be in the Stott picture.

She responds saying that during the game a ball was tossed out and the guy sitting in front of them caught it and I guess gave it to her son so they took a picture together just thinking it was some random guy.

It was Sean Couturier.

Do you have season tickets for every Philly team?

 

[Van Buren Boy]

Games would be so much better without announcers

https://x.com/ukphillies/status/1709815886482161740

Games would be so much better without announcers

https://x.com/ukphillies/status/1709815886482161740

I can’t figure out how to post a tweet on mobile

 

[Rebels57]

Me after every time I watch the Stott Grand Slam

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Do you have season tickets for every Philly team?

All but the Sixers.

 

[djw99]

All but the Sixers.

If I still lived near Philly that's what I would do as well. I'm sure you have alot of fun. I go to a few Phillies games and at least 1 eagles games a year. My nephews inlaws run a pretty nice tailgate for the eagles games so it's alot of fun.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Stott's salami brought back visions of Victorino slamming Sabathia back in 2007. Both players are known more for their speed and glove with the ability to occasionally put one over the fence. Distantly, even Mariano Duncan's GS against Lee Smith in 1993.

 

[Rebels57]

Life comes at ya fast if you're Jazz Chisholm, who talked all that shit then went 0-8 with 4 K's.

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

All but the Sixers.

Congrats, holy shit.

 

[DrinkFightFlyers]

Can anyone photo shop a picture of legendary tag team Two Cool with Bryson Stott's head on to Scotty 2 Hotty's body, Harper's head on Grandmaster Sexay's body, and Schwarber's head on Rikishi?

 

[Chinatown88]

All but the Sixers.

Dang even Bezos is sick of the Sixers.

 

[swami24]

All but the Sixers.

Does that include the Wings?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Does that include the Wings?

No. Nor the Union.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Dang even Bezos is sick of the Sixers.

Joshua Harris is a bad man and you know my thoughts about Michael Rubin.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

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Can we get Tiffani Amber Thiessen for a game?

 

[Rebels57]

Is getting stung by a wasp 4 days after getting 4 stitches in the face good luck? Does this mean we are winning the World Series? Asking for me.