OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): When You're Up, It's Never As Good As It Seems, And When You're Down, You Never Think You'll Be Up Again

[DancingPanther]

How many non-competitive 2 strike pitches have they thrown today?

They can't keep this up, it's not a winning formula. Someone has to find something

Wrong thread, dummy

 

[Superman33]

I HATE local commercials, especially local car dealer commercials. And extra especially when they put their kids in the commercials. Nobody gives a shit about your kids and your transparent attempt to brand yourself as a "family" business.

some stream i saw in the last weeks was full of law suit commercials. I was really shocked how bad they was. It was pathetic. And dont ever want to see them again!

Ever see the piece John Oliver and Last Week Tonight did on the local car dealership commercials? Apparently there are a few companies that write the insane scripts and then they travel the country filming different car dealerships doing the exact same scripts. So there are dozens of places running the same add at the same time across the country, just with their own local card dealership people doing the acting. I think they should do an awards ceremony for these people.

I couldn't find (I didn't look very long) the original piece, but the follow up gets the point across.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Photographer shoved by Raiders' Davante Adams files police report, alleging injury: reports

And the wheels are officially in motion

A spokesperson for the Kansas City Police Department told The Kansas City Star on Tuesday that the man, a photographer at the game, filed a police report later that night claiming "he was pushed to the ground causing injury."

"[The victim] made arrangements for private transport to the hospital for treatment at which time he called police," the incident report read, via the NFL Network. "The injuries are preliminarily thought to be non-life threatening."

 

[DancingPanther]

Photographer shoved by Raiders' Davante Adams files police report, alleging injury: reports

And the wheels are officially in motion

Preliminarily

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Preliminarily

I like that we live in a society that needs to make a statement saying they're going to think about whether or not that shove is life-threatening before they sit down and *really* think about it officially.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Ever see the piece John Oliver and Last Week Tonight did on the local car dealership commercials? Apparently there are a few companies that write the insane scripts and then they travel the country filming different car dealerships doing the exact same scripts. So there are dozens of places running the same add at the same time across the country, just with their own local card dealership people doing the acting. I think they should do an awards ceremony for these people.

I couldn't find (I didn't look very long) the original piece, but the follow up gets the point across.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

The monotone "Oh my God. I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life" line is so Norm McDonald, it's ridiculous.

And awesome.

Wasn't this Farley's last movie appearance btw?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Wasn't this Farley's last movie appearance btw?

Yeah. Dirty Work & Almost Heroes were his last two movies, both were released posthumous.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Yeah. Dirty Work & Almost Heroes were his last two movies, both were released posthumous.

Well that's unfortunate. Didn't go out on a high note (though I saw the footage where he was going to voice Shrek - bummer).

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This guy.

 

[pacehimself]

This guy.

What a washed up bum. Hang ‘em up already

 

[BrindamoursNose]

There it issssssss

 

[gertbfrobe16]

This guy.

He's gonna say anything that gets him paid.

 

[trostol]

any suggestions for a streamer TE for the week?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus

This is starting to finally feel like it's moving into the endgame.

Of note, the Congressional investigation is nothing; it isn't criminal and they aren't going to strip the league 's benefits. What isn't nothing is are the state criminal investigations, and those aren't going away.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Fantasy Opinion

I'm in a 12 team PPR league

I traded Kyler Murray, Mark Andrews, and AJ Dillon for Russell Wilson, Breece Hall, and DeAndre Hopkins

My take: I think I gave them the better QB, TE by far. They gave me the best RB by far, and a WR that could be a stud upon return. Russ could turn it around, but I don't really care because I have Captain Kirk already.

My other TE is Kyle Pitts - so I'm kind of banking on a bounce back from him.

 

[Flyer lurker]

wentz going full wentz?
0-0 near the half.

amazon got their money's worth!

 

[Kermit the Prog]

If A Clockwork Orange was to be re-made, I'm betting Alex DeLarge is strapped down, with his eyelids clamped open and watching reruns of this Bears-Commanders game. 0-0 at halftime. Nobody looks interested.

 

[Flyer lurker]

Al Michaels I am starting to feel for. This might be him in the 4th.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He’s going to get whacked.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is art.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

Is Brady still good?