OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): When You're Up, It's Never As Good As It Seems, And When You're Down, You Never Think You'll Be Up Again

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Chinatown88]

Panthers ruining their draft position.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I'm wondering when my daughter will come home with knowledge of how to make one. I've been tracking these things, wondering how School Mythology is passed down, and when.

Last week the afternoon bus rolled in with all the kids singing the Batman version of Jingle Bells. Kindergarten is indeed approximately the correct time to learn that song. The bus driver teaching her that song is just even more fitting somehow.

Let's not forget how paper football proliferated around the country, seemingly as a birthright, and gets handed down to kids in their grammar school years.

 

[DancingPanther]

Chubba got a lot of touches today, what's going on there? For fantasy purposes

 

[Chinatown88]

Chubba got a lot of touches today, what's going on there? For fantasy purposes

I guess to see what they have in him. He's younger than Foreman. But if you're just playing redraft don't look too much into it. I have Chubba in dynasty because I was like he's the younger one so he's worth a stash.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Let's not forget how paper football proliferated around the country, seemingly as a birthright, and gets handed down to kids in their grammar school years.

And also the weird S drawing

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh, honey.

 

[Flyer lurker]

Oh, honey.

DIGGS ON TEAMWORK

 

[Flyer lurker]

Chubba got a lot of touches today, what's going on there? For fantasy purposes

If you are starting Foreman pray Knight, Dobbins or Mckinnon are still on the wire.

 

[trostol]

i need an unprecedented combined 100 points from Herbert, Wilson Jr and Dicker tonight lol

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE stop Erin Andrews from asking questions. I swear, every question starts with, "What does it mean (to you) when..."

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

i need an unprecedented combined 100 points from Herbert, Wilson Jr and Dicker tonight lol

Herbert gets at least 2,000, easily.

 

[Chinatown88]

I think I might have snuck into the playoffs in this ESPN 4RB roster limit league after starting out 0-5.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think I might have snuck into the playoffs in this ESPN 4RB roster limit league after starting out 0-5.

Dude who gave you shit is in shambles.

 

[Jack Straw]

This guy "Herbert"... I've never seen him play, does he pronounce his name "Herbert"? (rhymes with sherbert) or "A-bear" (rhymes with "Look out, there's A BEAR!"

 

[Chinatown88]

Dude who gave you shit is in shambles.

Nah that was the dynasty league. This is an ESPN league he invited me to a couple years ago cause he was desperate to fill it up. It's apparently his friends league that is easy money for him. So he kind of had a financial incentive if he's earned about $200 for the past 4 years. You know who gave me shit? Mike Clay and his shitty projections.


Dynasty league my tank for 1.01 comes down to next week against the guy that abandoned his team and has Goedert and Ertz locked in his starting line up. That's the true challenge.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

MEME ALERT.

 

[DancingPanther]

If you are starting Foreman pray Knight, Dobbins or Mckinnon are still on the wire.

Uhh

I guess to see what they have in him. He's younger than Foreman. But if you're just playing redraft don't look too much into it. I have Chubba in dynasty because I was like he's the younger one so he's worth a stash.

I'm scrambling to not lose the next 2 in a row after a consolation bye. Otherwise I pay for beer at the draft party

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This offense makes me want to blow my brains out.

Collingsworth felating Lombardi is vomit inducing.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

By my count there were SIX passes behind the LOS on that drive.

 

[trostol]

lol everybody but the center

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wooooooooof.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Lolz. Chargers stopped playing and Hill gets an easy fumble recovery touchdown.

Edit: well, maybe just a couple of them. Hill probably would have scored anyway.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lolz. Chargers stopped playing and Hill gets anneast fumble recovery touchdown.

Edit: well, maybe just a couple of them. Hill probably would have scored anyway.

I can already smell the fantasy football comissionering headache I’m going to get from that.

 

[Halladay]

Everyone laugh at the Chargers.