Other Sports: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): THIS IS BRAZIL (Start Of 2024 Regular Season)

[FatTugboatFlahr]

These f***ing guys stink man lol.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Cut this loser

 

[DancingPanther]

Great play

NYE when they blew the big lead against the Cardinals at Home.

Can't make it up. Did you just see what Hurts did on that sack? Are you kidding? He looks like us playing madden

 

[Gregor Samsa]

On pace to see 24 punts in the game

 

[BigToe]

might be turning this one off soon

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

They have two all-pro caliber WR’s & you wouldn’t even know it because they have a QB problem.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Can't make it up. Did you just see what Hurts did on that sack? Are you kidding? He looks like us playing madden

Now listen. He may have the pocket awareness of a squirrel in the middle of a 12 lane highway, but INTANGIBLES. FIRST ONE IN LAST ONE OUT.

 

[DancingPanther]

Now listen. He may have the pocket awareness of a squirrel in the middle of a 12 lane highway, but INTANGIBLES. FIRST ONE IN LAST ONE OUT.

He says all the right things

Daniel Jones is going to outperform Hurts to some magnitude today and I can only hope someone important out there notices and takes the hint

"The defenses have been dominating" is a really weird way to say Jalen Hurts is horrendous

 

[Chinatown88]

From my cousin in law yesterday.

"That text makes me feel sane. Every time I watch an Eagles game, I come away thinking 'Am I the only person who thinks Jalen Hurts sucks?' It's like the dude is permanently scarred from losing the starting QB job at Alabama. He's determined to hover up any available star for himself and constantly wants to play hero ball. Smh"

IT'S TIME TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION NATIONAL NFL MEDIA

 

[DancingPanther]

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

 

[BigToe]

How do GMs/owners see this stuff and still pay mid QBs?

 

[bennysflyers16]

I wanna see McKee.

 

[BringBackHakstol]

Hurts has AJ brown and won't throw him the ball unless he's wide open or is doing a comeback after a broken play.

 

[trostol]

how do you let Daniel Jones run you over

 

[ponder719]

I wanna see McKee.

Gonna have to wait at least one more week for that, unless Hurts and Pickett get hurt, IIRC.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

From my cousin in law yesterday.

"That text makes me feel sane. Every time I watch an Eagles game, I come away thinking 'Am I the only person who thinks Jalen Hurts sucks?' It's like the dude is permanently scarred from losing the starting QB job at Alabama. He's determined to hover up any available star for himself and constantly wants to play hero ball. Smh"

IT'S TIME TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION NATIONAL NFL MEDIA

The talk around Hurts has been almost entirely negative for 18 months straight.

 

[DancingPanther]

I feel like a big dummy for asking this but I gotta do it. Is that a tattoo on DeJean's arm? Or some voodoo shit

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Kinda hoping for a 0-0 tie with every possession ending with a punt at this point

 

[JojoTheWhale]

How do GMs/owners see this stuff and still pay mid QBs?

Ok, so Howie is not an idiot. Lord knows I have my problems with him, but I think we can all agree he's not Fletcher or anything.

The #1 priority of every GM is to keep the job and don't let them tell you otherwise. So he errs on the side of locking up every young player with a pulse whenever possible. Sometimes it looks like this and it's painful. Other times it allows them to keep rolling contracts and they end up with one of the most talented lineups in the league for a 2-3 year stretch. You don't need Wentz to be the 2017 horseshoe up his ass version. You need someone good enough to keep your job. If Kelce didn't retire, they're probably about where they were last year and they might make the playoffs. In essence, this was the plan.

I also have major, major, major problems with their QB evaluations going back a decade. Different issue to me.

 

[DancingPanther]

How do GMs/owners see this stuff and still pay mid QBs?

Because they shackled the mid QB to the team with one of (if not the worst) contract in the entire NFL

 

[ponder719]

Yay Becton's concussed.

And as much as I want Devonta to get all the TDs for my fantasy team, Saquon deserves the ball here.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Imagine this offense without 26

 

[trostol]

gotta hope when the game is done they put Saquon in bubble wrap and back into his box so he doesn't get hurt..because he is like their only offense

 

[BigToe]

Ok, so Howie is not an idiot. Lord knows I have my problems with him, but I think we can all agree he's not Fletcher or anything.

The #1 priority of every GM is to keep the job and don't let them tell you otherwise. So he errs on the side of locking up every young player with a pulse whenever possible. Sometimes it looks like this and it's painful. Other times it allows them to keep rolling contracts and they end up with one of the most talented lineups in the league for a 2-3 year stretch. You don't need Wentz to be the 2017 horseshoe up his ass version. You need someone good enough to keep your job. If Kelce didn't retire, they're probably about where they were last year and they might make the playoffs. In essence, this was the plan.

I also have major, major, major problems with their QB evaluations going back a decade. Different issue to me.

Wouldn't overpaying a mid QB immediately hurt your chances though?

 

[Bigkarl]

Bryce Huff!?!?!?!?!?@?!?!,??!?!?!?#