I was just given a Kelly green Jalen Hurts jersey as a birthday gift, even though my birthday is still many weeks away.
Apparently my Dad received it today and couldn’t wait until my birthday to give it to me because he was too excited to see my reaction of utter disgust and contempt. He knows exactly how I feel about Hurts… that was the entire point.
What are my options for nameplate replacements? The jersey is too nice to burn - although I’m tempted - so it will need to be modified.
Also how old does someone need to be to be forced into a retirement home against their will?