GDT: Perds @ Abes | 4pm MT | High Effort Emergency GDT

[sethro109]

Has foudy even touched the ice?

What are talking about? He has a whole 2:38 of ice time. How could you not have noticed him?

 

[missionAvs]

Lanny McDonald had a badass stache. Forsberg looks like if a trust fund kid had his daddy pull strings to get a job on a white collar pirate ship.

Hey it's still a pirate ship haha.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

What are talking about? He has a whole 2:38 of ice time. How could you not have noticed him?

Casper the Foudy

 

[niwotsblessing]

In my 50+ years of watching hockey this is easily one of the most poorly officiated regular season games I can remember. Simply atrocious.

 

[sethro109]

BMI of player not sub-10%? Fatty.

I love this because of how ripped Annunen is. He probably has the least amount of fat of any player on the team if you don't count his cheeks.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

In my 50+ years of watching hockey this is easily one of the most poorly officiated regular season games I can remember. Simply atrocious.

This is the worst officiated game @chet1926 has ever seen since our last game.

 

[AvBuff]

I love this because of how ripped Annunen is. He probably has the least amount of fat of any player on the team if you don't count his cheeks.

I count his cheeks. He's like a cut Chip (or Dale) .

 

[forsbergavs32]

I'm finally home. Two questions

1. Who's in net for the Avs today?
2. Did I miss any goals?

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

I love this because of how ripped Annunen is. He probably has the least amount of fat of any player on the team if you don't count his cheeks.

I wonder if he does the same shit that regular people do when they go see a doctor. Take off their shoes, remove their wallet, shed the jacket, to reduce your weight on the scale. He props his cheeks up on a ledge on the wall to take a load off.

 

[Ceremony]

F. Forsberg's moustache looks like a guy who drinks craft beer, whatever craft beer actually is.

 

[a mangy Meowth]

I love this because of how ripped Annunen is. He probably has the least amount of fat of any player on the team if you don't count his cheeks.

Yeah, well, they count buddy. And guess what? Annunen's got more than one pair of oversized cheeks...

 

[McMetal]

Hey it's still a pirate ship haha.

Sort of. Instead of storming over the railings of your ship with knives in their teeth, a white collar pirate ship comes in, buys your ship, fires the crew, and then resells it two days later for a 3% profit.

 

[missionAvs]

This is the worst officiated game @chet1926 has ever seen since our last game.

Chet's mind has to explode during the Burgundy and Blue games. So many missed calls but at the same time no missed calls.

 

[sethro109]

Yeah, well, they count buddy. And guess what? Annunen's got more than one pair of oversized cheeks...

I don't even want to know why, you know that he's caked up.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

LETS WIN THIS!!

 

[Balthazar]

Makar is pulling a Rantanen...he's having a rough game yet he's at 1G 2A so far...

 

[Mighty Makar]

Is Walker back?

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[katfude]

F. Forsberg's moustache looks like a guy who drinks craft beer, whatever craft beer actually is.

It's f***in tasty

 

[myperbixhurts]

What happened to Walker?

 

[arun]

Kieffer Sherwood…

 

[Mighty Makar]

Makar is pulling a Rantanen...he's having a rough game yet he's at 1G 2A so far...

And -3.

 

[katfude]

What happened to Walker?

Took a slapper to the ribs

 

[Ceremony]

Which one of you runs this account?

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Avs are playing 5-on-5 like 3-on-3 OT and exiting the zone to maintain possession. I say boo to that shit.