Salary Cap: Pens Salary and Signing thread: Dr StrangeDubas or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Karlsson Watch

[Ugene Magic]

I truly believe a Karlsson to Pittsburgh trade involves 4 teams.

Yeah, that could make sense. I doubt San Jose wants any cap coming back in actual dumps.

 

[Gurglesons]

It isn't DK's fault that downtown has become a sh1thole. His reality distortion around that fact is funny/sad though.

Downtown has always been a shit hole.

 

[Zbynek]

I truly believe a Karlsson to Pittsburgh trade involves 4 teams.

I also had that thought. Petry goes to Nashville/Dallas then Chicago retains like 1.5 mil of his salary or something stupid.

 

[SomeDude]

Downtown has always been a shit hole.

It's reached new levels, though. Granted, we're not talking Philly-bad, but it's the worst I've ever seen.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

I was at least able to go on twitter and get what I needed while not having a account (which I will not do) so I don't go to twitter at all. The only way I see or able to go there is already posted retweets.

It will die, give Musk time...

I await when people start posting threads.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

It's reached new levels, though. Granted, we're not talking Philly-bad, but it's the worst I've ever seen.

Sounds like a terrific place to open up a brick and mortar business that deals in sports writing and has extremely questionable reasons for even existing in the first place.

 

[SomeDude]

Sounds like a terrific place to open up a brick and mortar business that deals in sports writing and has extremely questionable reasons for even existing in the first place.

Hey, I found a new way to bring sports new to people by cutting out a lot of the overhead. I can't wait to grow this thing so I can add a ton of overhead to the business.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

I was at least able to go on twitter and get what I needed while not having a account (which I will not do) so I don't go to twitter at all. The only way I see or able to go there is already posted retweets.

It will die, give Musk time...

This isn't so much a Musk thing for me (even if it should be), I just feel like all of social media (so Facebook, Insta, TikTok, Snapchat, Reddit, etc... are all included) is a corrosive mind virus.

 

[FlightlessBird]

lol so @SomeDude basically nailed it.

I realize there isn't exactly buckets of cash raining down on everyone in that biz but DK definitely strikes me as a pretty shit boss.

Ha! Little do you know, DK rakes in millions!!1



And claims he’s “profitable“ in the comments. Well, I guess technically $0.01 in the green is profitable, so…

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Hey, I found a new way to bring sports new to people by cutting out a lot of the overhead. I can't wait to grow this thing so I can add a ton of overhead to the business.

I mean, the biggest idiocy is selling a venture ON YOUR NAME when NOBODY LIKES YOU.

Great jorb, DK!

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Ha! Little do you know, DK rakes in millions!!1



And claims he’s “profitable“ in the comments. Well, I guess technically $0.01 in the green is profitable, so…

Him bragging about how profitable and successful he is while trying to buck down his writers to what is basically intern status after putting in years with him is certainly a great look.

 

[SomeDude]

Sounds like a terrific place to open up a brick and mortar business that deals in sports writing and has extremely questionable reasons for even existing in the first place.

But in reality I’d say there’s a large chance the whole point of having office space is to lure in “fans” and be… you know… creepy.

 

[Ugene Magic]

This isn't so much a Musk thing for me (even if it should be), I just feel like all of social media (so Facebook, Insta, TikTok, Snapchat, Reddit, etc... are all included) is a corrosive mind virus.

Yes, I don't go to any of those things.

I have a Facebook account, but I don't even go there unless a family member has something I need to see. Which is practically never.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

But in reality I’d say there’s a large chance the whole point of having office space is to lure in “fans” and be… you know… creepy.

So it's actually a front for discount bin Eyes Wide Shut stuff?

 

[SomeDude]

So it's actually a front for discount bin Eyes Wide Shut stuff?

 

[Pens1566]

Lol, that shit-gibbon finally blocked me.

I wonder which of my replies did it ...

 

[Allie Kitsune]

So it's actually a front for discount bin Eyes Wide Shut stuff?

Intended to be, but if you get within 10 feet of DK, you melt as if you chose the wrong Grail.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Intended to be, but if you get within 10 feet of DK, you melt as if you chose the wrong Grail.

"He chose... poorly."

 

[MrBrightside]

It's reached new levels, though. Granted, we're not talking Philly-bad, but it's the worst I've ever seen.

Yeah, it's gone to hell since Covid. Smithfield Street in particular, but the marked decline in the white collar influx to the city has been extremely notable in the vibe and the safety of the city.

 

[SEALBound]

It would be funny if Petry didn't have San Jose on his NTC all along and he just ends up going to San Jose as part of the deal.

We've been on the Karlsson trade talk for 11 days now...was there anything actually reported that Petry has SJS on his NTC list or is that something everyone here ignorantly assumes?

 

[MrBrightside]

Ha! Little do you know, DK rakes in millions!!1



And claims he’s “profitable“ in the comments. Well, I guess technically $0.01 in the green is profitable, so…

Revenues and profits are two very different things, and it's striking he announces his revenues and is oblique about the latter.

 

[Andy99]

If they ditch Granlund, they need to replace him somehow. He's the only bottom 6 forward who wouldn't look completely out of place in the top 6. The lack of depth at forwards who have offensive ability is going to really bite them in the ass when injuries hit.

You know Sully isn't going to give a player like Puustinen a real look there even though he's about the only player that may or may not have that skill set.

The more I think about this roster, the worse I feel.

Sullivan feels great about this roster though…hand selected by him lol with a focus on PKing…

 

[KrisLetAngry]

We've been on the Karlsson trade talk for 11 days now...was there anything actually reported that Petry has SJS on his NTC list or is that something everyone here ignorantly assumes?

I just think it's the fact he has 15 teams on it. I don't think it's reported he had San Jose on it but if I was Petry and I am trying to maximize my protection it is possible.

I'd like to think Petry would be open to a trade to San Jose and flipped at the deadline for a cup contender. He's a top 4 defensemen and RIght Handed that is worth something.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Hopefully we get to see 83 bringing some energy and life to our bottom six lines a lot this year

 

[vodeni]

Thanks GB...


Bummer... Good luck, Dan.

But twitter seems to be dying anyways.

I like Danny. but how do one make career out of reporting on Penguins