Post-Game Talk: Pens lose to the worst team in the league

[SomeDude]

Quick question: what is the biggest win in Jarry's Penguins career?

I can't even think of one that qualifies

I can think of several candidates for most soul crushing losses, though. So there’s that.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Malkin was the 1.5

Hairguy incoming

 

[canadianguy77]

How many minutes have we seen Geno/Sid together on 5v5 this year? lol

I doubt even 10.

 

[GregR]

what’s the highest we could realistically pick if we lose to CBJ?

The absolute highest is 4th

 

[cygnus47]

I don't think there's any doubt we don't deserve to make it. What a farce of a coaching staff.

 

[NewAgeOutlaw]

I've been doing this thing in my head this season where I imagine Sully in the post game replacing his sports cliches with American corporate nonsense talk.

"Tristian was doing an experiment in avante garde goaltending tonight."

"Bryan Rust has been establishing a bold new paradigm in the hockey space this season."

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Hawks fan here, Your team is a pathetic bunch of losers that just killed our great chance @ Bedard.

Maybe your team can hide the win like they did their sexual assault allegations for the greater good.

I hear that's the Hawks way.

 

[LOGiK]

Jarry doing his best goal from furthest point behind the goal line challenge !!!

 

[Ryder71]

Have fun in Colorado sid, yeah you're a great leader. Picking on Tyler Johnson after the game has been decided. Didn't lead very well the Last 5 Years though did you buddy? LOL

 

[vodeni]

I did not see this coming, shame on me

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Hawks fan here, Your team is a pathetic bunch of losers that just killed our great chance @ Bedard.

At least we arent nazi sympathizers.

 

[Extra Texture]

It’s weird how I have the exact same feeling I’ve had 5 years in a row with this team.

Must be Ron Hextall and Tristan Jarry’s fault!

They’re all to blame, but Sullivan shoulders the biggest burden. None of them should have a role with this team going forward.

I hope all three of those motherf***ers are gone this summer. But I should know better. This is beginning of the end because FSG think they have the reincarnation of Al Arbour coaching this team. Idiots.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

what’s the highest we could realistically pick if we lose to CBJ?

Preds and Sabres can still pass us if we lose in regulation and finish 13th from the bottom

so winning the lottery moving up 10, I believe we could end up with #3 as the highest

 

[Josey Wales]

Yeah we needed to do a full rebuild last summer. Oh well. Nice ceremonies at least.

YEP But I understand why FSG didn't want to blow it up just buying team

 

[Will Hunting]

Here's what will happen.

Hextall will be fall guy.
Sully will be safe.
New gm will come in and add more players Sully wants or are his type.
Season will go the same way, blokes will blame the players and the new GM.

And around and around we go.

At least we will still have Granlund as a Hextall´s signature by then.

 

[HLLYWD99]

Maybe your team can hide the win like they did their sexual assault allegations for the greater good.

I hear that's the Hawks way.

OUCH!

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Hairguy incoming

Hair wanker is on ignore. Hair guy can be wanktankerous in the phantom zone and I will never see it.

OUCH!

Truth hurts sometimes.

 

[SomeDude]

This shirt off their backs ceremony has all the excitement of a wake.

 

[Josey Wales]

PSSSST they are Both Better with the Puck than without it

Very Good Argument

 

[chethejet]

How many time have seen posts on moves that would help the cause. Hextall is such a dope that he is gone. sully has to go if FSG wants to win. Sid tells John Henry no way I am back with this crap. Just something is really wrong here. But I actually think this is fixable with smart off season moves. Hextall gone and Sully gone has to be the two first moves here. Draft and get a GM who will move guys and not sign guys who just don't fit anymore. You don;t have to blow it up, just dump the people responsible for this crap.

 

[HuskerTornado]

Lol at this shit right after they got booed.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

It's unfathomable to me how anybody can, with a straight face, defend a single person involved with this organization outside of Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin.

Ownership, past and present, sucks shit. The FO, past and present, sucks shit. Coaching staff sucks shit. The roster, the two aforementioned guys aside, sucks absolute shit. Both goalies suck shit. Scouting dept who has bungled drafts and targeted dogshit options at the pro level for years, sucks shit.

At least we get two more seasons of Granlund. Can't wait.

I'll die on the hill that Rak for most of the season isn't at all a problem. He also had a great feed in this very game

 

[Turin]

How is MAF head and shoulders above Jarry and Murray SIX YEARS LATER. Insane.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Should've dealt Rust at the TDL last season, should've let everyone walk this summer, and let Sid decide if he wanted to go down with the ship or chase a Cup elsewhere.

Well, the team should've f***ing nuked the FO and coaching staff in 2020, but Mario and his pedophile-adjacent bud were just as MIA and dumb as FSG's been.

 

[Ryder71]

At least we will still have Granlund as a Hextall´s signature by then.

We also have Rakell. That was a good add.