Salary Cap: Pens '24-'25 Salary Thread: The Crosbicles Volume XIX

[Andy99]

HOG loves this guy for some reason. But HOG has gone AWOL.

Probably because he wears Ceci’s old number lol…

 

[DesertedPenguin]

For those wondering, they recalled Clurman because he's a right shot and more of a third pairing guy.

St. Ivany is injured. So is Aho.

Other options would have been Kral, who is a lefty, or Hollowell. Little surprised it's not Hollowell, but he's more offensive oriented.

 

[Peat]

Small, maybe, correction: wasn't it Chychrun instead of Hanifin?

Iirc, there were lots of rumours about Chychrun in season. But he got moved that same season. Out of season, when it was Dubas, there was talk about the Pens and Hanifin.

 

[SEALBound]

For those wondering, they recalled Clurman because he's a right shot and more of a third pairing guy.

St. Ivany is injured. So is Aho.

Other options would have been Kral, who is a lefty, or Hollowell. Little surprised it's not Hollowell, but he's more offensive oriented.

"Everything is coming up Clurman!"

Iirc, there were lots of rumours about Chychrun in season. But he got moved that same season. Out of season, when it was Dubas, there was talk about the Pens and Hanifin.

I don't recall anything with Hanifin TBH. I remember a lot of buzz around Chychrun when it was Hextall until he and his genius AGM decided to pivot to Granlund for a 2nd for some unknown reason. I remember reports of Sullivan pushing for Chychrun to add to backend mobility because Petry was more of a statue than a hockey player.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Lol holy shit, that's right, Aho is one of our players lol

 

[SomeDude]

Lol holy shit, that's right, Aho is one of our players lol

I would argue our roster is surrounded by Ahos.

 

[McGroarty2]

I would argue our roster is surrounded by Ahos.

Keep firing Ahos!

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

Ah yes, The tankjob so obvious that all other tankjobs wolverinememe.jpg over it. I had it in my head that the 84 Pens tank was so blatant that it lead to the creation of the lottery but 2 seconds of google tells me that is incorrect and the draft lottery didn't start until 1995.

It was actually teams blatantly tanking for Daigle in 1993 that lead to the draft lottery.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Keep firing Ahos!

How many Ahos do we have on this ship anyway?!?

 

[Andy99]

I could have written these comments for him in my sleep lol…

 

[DesertPenguin]

If ever there was a time to bring in a logjammed young defenseman and give them a shot (a la Pettersson when we acquired him), now is the time. We're down to Nate Clurman. Who the f is Nate Clurman?

 

[McGroarty2]

If ever there was a time to bring in a logjammed young defenseman and give them a shot (a la Pettersson when we acquired him), now is the time. We're down to Nate Clurman. Who the f is Nate Clurman?

Nate Clurman = The Piece

 

[K Fleur]

Going by his eloteprospects page Clutman hasn’t been able to score at any level, so he’ll fit in here.

 

[DesertPenguin]

I could have written these comments for him in my sleep lol…

Hot take: Mike Sullivan got replaced two years ago by ChatGPT being told to emulate Mike Sullivan, stuffed into a cardboard cutout. The media has yet to notice.

 

[Andy99]

Going by his eloteprospects page Clutman hasn’t been able to score at any level, so he’ll fit in here.

And he PKs too….PKs and zero finishing, check…perfect for Mike Sullivan hockey

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Mmm, elote.