Salary Cap: Pens '24-'25 Salary Thread: The Crosbicles Volume XIX

[Gurglesons]

The Penguins have more draft picks total than both teams you're cherry picking, so what was your point?

We have a bunch of 2nds and 3rds.

Nashville has 3 1sts and is trying to be competitive.

Capitals have a bunch of 2nds this year and are being competitive.

You can do both. We have a bunch of low picks and suck ass.

Who could possibly be worse? The team is so tired of Sullivan that I think even Edzo would give them a new coach boost lol

Reminds me of the Hextall conversation. Who could possibly be worse?

We got him.

 

[SomeDude]

lol…

https://x.com/i/web/status/1854715023664283682

Yohe forgot to log out of his burner?

 

[Pancakes]

Reminds me of the Hextall conversation. Who could possibly be worse?

We got him.

We're already tracking to be a lottery team. There's nowhere to go but up.

 

[Gurglesons]

We're already tracking to be a lottery team. There's nowhere to go but up.

Dubas could easily turn us into Buffalo and we have ownership that has been notably cheap in other sports markets.

 

[Pancakes]

Dubas could easily turn us into Buffalo and we have ownership that has been notably cheap in other sports markets.

I thought we were talking about coaching? I don't think any coach could make this a worse situation.

Dubas? Yeah sure he could. He has. He may continue to.

 

[Gurglesons]

I thought we were talking about coaching? I don't think any coach could make this a worse situation.

Dubas? Yeah sure he could. He has. He may continue to.

Sorry. I'm working lol.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I thought we were talking about coaching? I don't think any coach could make this a worse situation.

Dubas? Yeah sure he could. He has. He may continue to.

Don't worry... maybe he can take on a toxic contract for an irrelevant pick or trade the team's best prospect in a lateral move (hopefully?) and we can all praise him, again.

 

[HandshakeLine]

smdh, yinz all forgot about the 2027 3rd round pick again.

 

[Andy99]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1855007461024944179

 

[BusinessGoose]

Oh cool, so we can trade Rust before he gets hurt again

Glass shatters

 

[Khelandros]

I'm gonna ask to see your citations here, kid.

 

[Malkinstheman]

I was looking at the Pens schedule in the next little bit and they have an absolutely brutal stretch coming up starting November 19th. 10 game stretch where the face the Lightining, Jets, Utah, Canucks, Bruins, Flames, Panthers, Rangers, Leafs and Avs.

They legit might go 2-8 during that stretch. Their only wins this season are against garbage like the Sabres, Ducks and Habs

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Another thing Wener mentioned in this was that him and Henry talk to Dubas everyday. I wonder how these conversations are going nowadays. "So uh Kyle, do you plan on running our 900M investment into the ground or is there some kind of plan here".

 

[BusinessGoose]

"Kyle, you are still doing what we've asked*?"

"yes, my master"
*FSG turns slowly in their chair*
"goooood.... Gooooooood"

*what they've asked was to destroy the pens because we "stole" the Bruins colors, the $900mil loss in value will offset their other stock gains

 

[SEALBound]

It's going to be funny when Kyle fires Sullivan and hires someone even worse and continues the "rebuild" from hell.

I think it's only fair to suggest that you would top that list.