GDT: PANTHERS @ HURRICANES

[3CanesInTheBox]

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (SOMEWHAT LITERALLY BECAUSE I HAVE CHURCH IN THE MORNING), NO OVERTIME TONIGHT.

Girl same. And it’s children’s church so I’m gonna need the energy.

 

[UNCCHcane]

I'm watching the TNT coverage on mute and I'm just like the balls on Anson and Biz to be talking about offensive plays in front of Wayne f***ing Gretzky. Also the amount of f***ing Florida slurping Keith Jones is doing during the broadcast - keep that shit up Keith you'll lower the f***ing water table. Must have some waterfront property you're trying to save from sea level rise.

For f***'s sake Canes can you please bring this shit home. f*** you Bob - you're a f***ing pumpkin underneath it all.

 

[Summer Rose]

Girl same. And it’s children’s church so I’m gonna need the energy.

I AM IN THE CHOIR SO I NEED THE ENERGY TOO. I CAN'T BE HALF ASLEEP TO SING.

 

[Unsustainable]

I’m still holding in strong.

If I can do this, they can too

 

[Stickpucker]

These are the exact games that we got Patches for. I don’t know how any of the Canes are fathers because they sure can’t finish.

Finishing is the easy part.

Making the right plays to open up the net is the hard part.

Channel your inner Fabio Canes

 

[VAcaniac]

I’m still holding in strong.

If I can do this, they can too

*raises shot glass to you*

 

[Ginger Papa]

I'm watching the TNT coverage on mute and I'm just like the balls on Anson and Biz to be talking about offensive plays in front of Wayne f***ing Gretzky. Also the amount of f***ing Florida slurping Keith Jones is doing during the broadcast - keep that shit up Keith you'll lower the f***ing water table. Must have some waterfront property you're trying to save from sea level rise.

For f***'s sake Canes can you please bring this shit home. f*** you Bob - you're a f***ing pumpkin underneath it all.

 

[Svechhammer]

I guess the Leafs don’t have any either.

They’re averaging 3.5 goals a game in the playoffs.

Do you think maybe Bob might be on a heater and there isn’t a fundamental roster construction problem in the f***ing semifinals of the whole goddamn league? There are 4 teams left. The Canes are one of them. They’ve got enough guys who can score a goal.

The leafs have plenty of finishers. They just have dogshit defense that pins them back too often to allow their offense to come into its own.

 

[Weltschmerz]

I’m still holding in strong.

If I can do this, they can too

but it's intermission, why not go to the toilet?

 

[Summer Rose]

but it's intermission, why not go to the toilet?

THAT IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. MY TEETH ARE SWIMMING.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Get it done, boys

 

[The Faulker 27]

I'm popping Champagne people. This has a chance to put them over the top.

 

[Brock Anton]

What an awful 3v2 fml

 

[Summer Rose]

THAT IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. MY TEETH ARE SWIMMING.

UPDATE: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. I MISSED A MINUTE OF THE THIRD PERIOD. BAD SUMMER ROSE.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Keep digging!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Did Jordan just get horsecollared down?

 

[chaz4hockey]

Montour mugging no call.

 

[Tryamw]

No call for the punch of course and Yes

 

[Brock Anton]

Montour gets nothing? What the f***.

 

[stevewin]

Noesen needs to fight montour

 

[Stickpucker]

NOT A PENlty EH?

 

[skipnjump]

WE ARE ON PACE NOW. THIS GAME IS NOW 4 DRINKS LONG. TO BE FAIR I HAD A TWO-DRINK HEAD START. ON THE OTHER HAND I CAN CHEAT AND MAKE MY DRINKS STRONGER IF I WANT TO.

So far, it's three drinks long for me. But drink #3 is strong

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Told y’all Staal and Montour were going at it. Montour pushes him into Bob and then pulls him by the neck. No penalty. Wtf.

 

[Discipline Daddy]

Staal got mugged and Necas took a punch to the face... Good hockey plays apparently.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Montour gets nothing? What the f***.

NOT A PENlty EH?

Refs don't want to affect the outcome or something idk