HF Habs: Out of Town Thread: 2024 Playoff Edition

[OldCraig71]

Any time you can get an in-depth look into a Leafs' playoff implosion knowing that it is now captured on film forever, it's a good feeling. I can watch the last episode of that "All or Nothing" series about the 2021 Leafs where they get crushed by the Habs in Game 7 on a continuous loop.

They were almost in tears in the second intermission, terrified to go back out there and play the third period. There is a losing culture in Toronto and they cant shake it.

 

[Team_Spirit]

Everything in there is already 5x what it should be why not the merch?

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798491345759445311

 

[Runner77]

Everything in there is already 5x what it should be why not the merch?

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798491345759445311

What’s with the stripper nipple pasties on that sweater? Or should I say, stripper polo.

They shoulda added red tassels, to complete the look.

 

[sampollock]

Everything in there is already 5x what it should be why not the merch?

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798491345759445311

Just screw the public

 

[holy]

Teams should marvel in how much money they can make by getting far in the playoffs. Good for the Oilers, I'm happy for their billionaire owners.

 

[Runner77]

Everything in there is already 5x what it should be why not the merch?

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798491345759445311

Now complete with red sparkly tassels hanging from stripper nipple pasties and an illuminated dancing pole.

 

[Heffyhoof]

Now complete with red sparkly tassels on the stripper nipple pasties and an illuminated dancing pole.

Somehow an NHL exec will see this and think it's a wonderful concept the next time they're in Vegas for one of their awful award shows.

 

[Runner77]

Wow, this is sick!

First ever licensing deal between the NHL and WWE.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798724032462024708

They ought to make one with the winning team’s logo front and center and that gets worn by the player of the game in each of the team’s regular season games as a prop in a post-game ritual.

 

[Runner77]

Someone really went viral.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798791867129082343

 

[KevSkillz4]

I think Dach can be better player than Zegras and Necas if he can stay healthy !

 

[Runner77]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798802690614694030

Outlaws or Venom look good to me.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

Should have gone with Utah Vermin.

 

[Runner77]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798919442581369057

 

[morhilane]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798802690614694030

Outlaws or Venom look good to me.

Outlaws or Mammoths for me.

Of course, if going Mammoths, all the players needs to be 6'2+ tall.

 

[ReHabs]

Should have gone with Utah Vermin.

Utah Virgins-Before-Marriage

Utah Soakers

 

[OldCraig71]

Someone really went viral.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798791867129082343

Ken Holland looks like the wish version of Daniel Craig.

 

[LaP]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798802690614694030

Outlaws or Venom look good to me.

I'd say Outlaws.

But i agree with Boss Man Hughes should have been Utah Vermin.

 

[LaP]

I think Dach can be better player than Zegras and Necas if he can stay healthy !

Dach possesses intangibles those players will never have. If he can remain healthy and be a 50-60 points player he will be very usefulé

 

[Deebs]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1798802690614694030

Outlaws or Venom look good to me.

I'd go Mammoth or Yeti.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Sounds like Guentzel is going to UFA. I'm not really surprised the Canes are so cheap.

 

[salbutera]

Sounds like Guentzel is going to UFA. I'm not really surprised the Canes are so cheap.

Guentzel is rumored to be looking for a Mid-Western team to be closer to home in Nebraska.

Mid western guys seem to want to play close to home for Minny, Chi, or dare I say Winter-peg (minimum 30% of Jets roster year over year are mid westerners)

 

[Schooner Guy]

Teams should marvel in how much money they can make by getting far in the playoffs. Good for the Oilers, I'm happy for their billionaire owners.

The crappy part is the profits get distributed to welfare teams down south.

 

[Paddyjack]

Outlaws or Mammoths for me.

Of course, if going Mammoths, all the players needs to be 6'2+ tall.

And if it's going Utah HC, players will act like it is a soccer club. Next thing you know, players will be diving left and right on the ice.

 

[Saundies]

Sounds like Guentzel is going to UFA. I'm not really surprised the Canes are so cheap.

I kinda wish we were in a spot to sign him because the guy is a dawg. Thought he was a Crosby's coattails guy like Chris Kunitz but he just scores anywhere.

Good player.

 

[Team_Spirit]

The crappy part is the profits get distributed to welfare teams down south.

I could be wrong but iirc; playoffs tix, merch sold at the team shop and local TV deals are not shared.