OT Thread XVII: Ashley Mazzella's Rock Hard Revolution

[Killem Dafoe]

Was it?

Nah, turned out It was Fluky Bowel Movement Syndrome.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Stay away from the internet when trying to diagnose yourself!!

I had a swollen gland once and said "I'll just google this" and there were people saying I had cancer, diabetes, that I needed to go to the ER right now because my face was falling off. It's just bad news and stress that you don't need.

p.s. I also think you might be pregnant.

My "gf" has a lot of explaining to do if I am preggers that's for sure

 

[*Bob Richards*]

The only thing I want when I wake up is to be dead.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

My "gf" has a lot of explaining to do if I am preggers that's for sure

The fact that you put quotes around gf leads me to believe she's a girl you found on the streets and tied up in your basement. And every morning you walk downstairs and brush her hair and feed her oatmeal.

 

[Thirty One]

The fact that you put quotes around gf leads me to believe she's a girl you found on the streets and tied up in your basement. And every morning you walk downstairs and brush her hair and feed her oatmeal.

Classy move.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

The fact that you put quotes around gf leads me to believe she's a girl you found on the streets and tied up in your basement. And every morning you walk downstairs and brush her hair and feed her oatmeal.

No no no I'm a nice dude.. Coffee and eggs for her

But no the quotes is cause shes not officially my gf we just act like it

 

[Thirty One]

The only thing I want when I wake up is to be dead.

I don't even have to energy to die most mornings.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

No no no I'm a nice dude.. Coffee and eggs for her

But no the quotes is cause shes not officially my gf we just act like it

You like this girl.

She likes you.

You act like a couple.

Aren't a couple.

Logic.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

You like this girl.

She likes you.

You act like a couple.

Aren't a couple.

Logic.

I have never been one for logic... for some reason we tried being official and a couple and all we did was argue we took the name off of it and we get along again

 

[Ail]

You like this girl.

She likes you.

You act like a couple.

Aren't a couple.

Logic.

Yo yo **** tha labels and ****. Live free or die tryin'. Ya heard?

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Classy move.

Talking to the King of class right hur.

 

[Ail]

I have never been one for logic... for some reason we tried being official and a couple and all we did was argue we took the name off of it and we get along again

Sounds like a jealousy problem.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

No no no I'm a nice dude.. Coffee and eggs for her

But no the quotes is cause shes not officially my gf we just act like it

Coffee and eggs?! Damn son come kidnap me too.

And I've been there man until one day you're at a party or something and you indroduce her as your girlfriend and then turn to her and say, "Is that cool? That's cool right?" and she's all, "Teehee yeah."

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Sounds like a jealousy problem.

That's what I assumed it's much better this way in my opinion

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Yo yo **** tha labels and ****. Live free or die tryin'. Ya heard?

Read the labels and say it loud.

Another Wu banger. 36 chambers.

Yeah, the RZA. Phat tracks on deck. RZA razor RZA razor sharp.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I have never been one for logic... for some reason we tried being official and a couple and all we did was argue we took the name off of it and we get along again

Sounds about right. lol

 

[Killem Dafoe]

My shift key keeps getting stuck and I'm afraid my grammar won't be impeccable now. Sigh.

 

[Thirty One]

I have never been one for logic... for some reason we tried being official and a couple and all we did was argue we took the name off of it and we get along again

Does this mean you're free to go bird-dogging ladies?

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Sounds about right. lol

We also may have tried to push things too fast, because we were friends first then became bf and gf argued, and decided to stop that and we remained friends.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Does this mean you're free to go bird-dogging ladies?

I wouldn't call it bird dogging but I can do what I want I have no strings attached

 

[Thirty One]

My shift key keeps getting stuck and I'm afraid my grammar won't be impeccable now. Sigh.

Excuses.

I don't see why the shift key would affect your grammar.

 

[Kakko]

Agreed. Most people on here are way more boring in real life theny the lead you to believe with their HFBoards posting.

Known from all the times he met with us

 

[Killem Dafoe]

We also may have tried to push things too fast, because we were friends first then became bf and gf argued, and decided to stop that and we remained friends.

I dated my best friend way back in the day. We met when we were like 16 and were friends until we were 21 and then dated. It was pretty dope for a bunch of years but we ended up breaking up due to natural causes.

 

[Thirty One]

I wouldn't call it bird dogging but I can do what I want I have no strings attached

I would feel more comfortable if you called it bird-dogging

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Known from all the times he met with us