OT Thread XV: Too Deep For You

[*Bob Richards*]

Still trying to determine what my favorite gift was for my birthday. I think it's currently a tie between the Fun Dip that my friend gave to me and convincing my boss to cease deliveries to the ghetto past 6:00pm.

For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.

 

[Kakko]

For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.

I'm trying to figure out is this is some sort of reference. Can't tell...

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Not at all. I actually received all of those gifts.

 

[Kane One]

For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.

Are you a woman? Serious question.

Edit - After checking your profile, you're not.

Now I'm confused.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Are you a woman? Serious question.

Edit - After checking your profile, you're not.

Now I'm confused.

My friends are....cool.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

If I was indeed a woman, this entire thread would be suspiciously nicer to me.

 

[Krams]

For the life of me, I cannot fathom why there are only two vanilla sticks but three sugary powders in one pack. How am I supposed to make the sticks last?

 

[Kane One]

If I was indeed a woman, this entire thread would be suspiciously nicer to me.

True. Now I'm wondering who's male or female. Can you make a poll with the choices male, female, and private?

 

[Kakko]

meh. i got jack **** last birthday

 

[Kakko]

if there were females here we would have gotten the OT thread locked within minutes

 

[Kane One]

For the life of me, I cannot fathom why there are only two vanilla sticks but three sugary powders in one pack. How am I supposed to make the sticks last?

You eat the sticks and just pour the sugar down your throat. Problem solved. Or use your finger to eat the sugar.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

True. Now I'm wondering who's male or female. Can you make a poll with the choices male, female, and private?

I can guarantee that this thread is all male. Also, the poll would be pointless as every bum would vote female just to be a nuisance.

 

[Kane One]

if there were females here we would have gotten the OT thread locked within minutes

There's like two threads dedicated to nyrcallahan24's Subway sandwiches in teh Lounge.

I can guarantee that this thread is all male. Also, the poll would be pointless as every bum would vote female just to be a nuisance.

Alright, scratch that.

 

[Krams]

You eat the sticks and just pour the sugar down your throat. Problem solved. Or use your finger to eat the sugar.

What am I, some kind of savage?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I can only remember one female every posting in the OT threads, but that was awhile ago.

I know of a few female HF members but this place is homogeneous for the most part.

 

[Krams]

There are no girls on the internet. This has been well established. Am doing my senior thesis on it.

 

[Kane One]

What am I, some kind of savage?

Are you calling me some kind of savage?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

What am I, some kind of savage?

There are no savages. Only different cultures.

 

[Kakko]

There's like two threads dedicated to nyrcallahan24's Subway sandwiches in teh Lounge.



Alright, scratch that.

yeah. i eat subway a lot. have yet to find her location

 

[*Bob Richards*]

We actually have HF couples on here too. This place covers its bases.

 

[Kane One]

We actually have HF couples on here too. This place covers its bases.

And there's a father and daughter on our own board, but I don't think any of them know the other's username.

 

[Kakko]

And there's a father and daughter on our own board, but I don't think any of them know the other's username.

i know the devils/rangers couple

 

[Krams]

Are you calling me some kind of savage?

Yes. Eat your powdered sugar with some class for Christ's sake.

There are no savages. Only different cultures.

I couldn't find the 'all cultures are savage in nature' option. :/

 

[*Bob Richards*]

My Dad knows of this place and visits from time to time. He still has yet to find me....

 

[Kakko]

My Dad knows of this place and visits from time to time. He still has yet to find me....

As does mine. I hope he thinks I'm the fabled Bob Richards